For Want of a Boot

How to get a boot

Hawkeye has a hole the size of a silver dollar in the sole of his boot.

Pierce

Supply Sgt. Zale will get Hawkeye a pair of boots if Pierce can get Zale's teeth fixed

Zale

THe dentist, Captain Futterman, will fix Zale's teeth if Hawkeye can get him a three day pass to Tokyo

Futterman

Blake will sign the pass if Hawkeye can get Margaret off his back.

Blake

Margaret will get off Henry's back if Pierce throws a birthday party for Frank, including a cake.

Margaret

Radar will get the cook (Who is upset with Pierce) to bake a cake if Hawkeye will get him a date with Lt. Murphy

Radar

Nurse Murphy would even go out with Radar O'Riley, if Pierce will get her a hair dryer.

Murphy

Klinger will let them have a dryer if they get him the required number of signatures on his discharge. They need Burns to sign.

Klinger

Pierce thinks that Burns will sign the forms at the party.

Burns

Burns refuses to sign and tears up the papers, Klinger gets mad and takes the dryer back from Murphy, who basically tells Radar to get lost.

Burns, Klinger, Murphy

Radar gets upset and goes back to the party and takes the cake, Margaret gets pissed and threatens to write the general, so Henry gets pissed and takes the pass back from Futterman.

Radar, Margaret, Blake

Futterman tells Zale to forget the appointment and learn to gum his food, so Zale tells Pierce to forget the boots. So, Pierce starts wearing a golf club bag.

Futterman, Zale, Pierce