Hawkeye's Will

Hawkeye's Last Will and Testament

Benefactor

All my worldly possessions - with the exception of the following

Hawkeye's father

I bequeath to you my bath robe - purple is the color of Royalty

Charles Emerson Winchester

I leave five cents… You are a man of god and I know worldly possessions mean little to you Father, so I leave you a Nickel along with something I value more highly than anything I own - my everlasting respect

Father Francis Mulcahey

To you Margaret, I leave my treasured Groucho nose and glasses - maybe it will remind you of how much I enjoyed that silly side that you showed far too infrequently.

Margaret Houlihan

You not only knew what to say but what not to say, My dad was a lot like that … "It makes me miss his a little less knowing that you are around". My father called me Hawkeye after the character in "The Last of the Mohicans" It was his favorite book. I'd like you to have the copy that he gave me.

Sherman Potter

You may be one of the worlds all time scroungers, but when it comes right down to it, you'll give a friend the shirt off your back, so the least I can do is give you the shirt off of mine, but not just any shirt, my beloved Hawaiian shirt - I hope that you'll wear it even if some day it does go out of style.

Maxwell Q. Klinger

I leave you a list of all of the young men your daddy took care of while he was in Korea. Many of them have him to thank for being alive today. I want you to understand why he had to be away during those first years of your life. I hope that I have a chance to give you this in person, but around here, you never know.

Erin Hunnicut