Klinger's scams to get out

Episode

Klinger is naked on guard duty

Chief Surgeon Who?

1

Big Red Bird with fuzzy pink feet

Trial of Henry Blake

2

Dressed as a Nun and leaving the camp

Officer of the Day

3

Leaving camp dressed as a business girl

Officer of the Day

3

Sneaking out as a bush, but a dog ruined it for him

Dear Peggy

4

Dressed as an old Korean woman with hairy

knuckles

Dear Peggy

4

With a Raft down the river, to the Sea of Japan,

then San Francisco

Dear Peggy

4

Two brothers,  Hakim & Maurice, died in explosion

at the Toledo Harmonica Factory.  (fake brothers)

Mail Call Again

4

By Dumping Gasoline on himself and threatens to

light himself

Most Unforgettable Characters

4

Dresses as Moses to get out

Quo Vodas Captain Chandler

4

Claims he was hit in the head with a chopper blade

Dear Sigmund

5

Zolton - King of the Gypsies 

Hawkeye, Get your Gun

5

Acting as if he has Severe Depression

Colonel's Horse

5

Get medical discharge from eating a jeep

38 Across

5

He is the Toledo Strangler - wears a yellow scarf

and kills lady motorcycle cops - Wants to be

extridited to Toledo for a lengthy jury trial.

Hanky Panky

5

Pole sitting until the Colonel gives him a section 8

Souvenirs

5

He is having fainting spells

Winchester Tapes

6

Trying to get into West Point

Change Day

6

Owner of his invisible camel Habbibi

Last Laugh

6

He is going to try to EAT his way to a discharge

MASH Olympics

6

Hardship discharge for his 9 kids

What's up Doc

6

Dressing as Movie stars - for photo shoot -

for Stars & Stripes

Major Ego

7

Sweat his way out of the Army pint by pint

None like it Hot

7

Uses Voodoo on the Colonel to get out

Preventive Medicine

7

Acting as if he is in Toledo - (almost worked)

Young and the Restless

7

Queen of the Nile

April Fools

8