M*A*S*H Towering Terms

Towering Terms		Who said it
the Washington Monument	This one commemorates Washington the place, which sent us across the Pacific and gives us wooden legs.	Pierce
Tongue Depressor Tower	Tongue Depressor Tower makes MASH folks say Ah!	Klinger
"your little woodpile"	Enjoy your little woodpile. At least it'll keep you out of a room with rubber wallpaper.	Potter
"this tower"	I sent a copy of MASH Notes to Stars and Stripes, as a professional courtesy, and they want to do a story about this tower	Klinger
the "Leaning Tower of Peace"	You know what this is? This is the "Leaning Tower of Peace"	Klinger
his" tower-to-be"	This, of course, is my client, Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce and his tower-to-be.	Klinger
quite a piece of work	So Ben, this is quite a piece of work. You do this all by yourself?	Captain Maurice Allen
this thing here- this tower- this, uh, structure	This uh uh.. thing here- this tower- this, uh, structure, where'd the idea com from?	Maury
this, uh, uh, thingamabob	What are you trying to say with this, uh, uh, thingamabob?	Maury
this whosiwhatsit	We pack up this whosiwhatsit of yours and ship it back to the States…	Maury
the "Ah-ful" Tower	So why don't we call that monument the "Ah-ful" Tower?	Klinger
that whatchamacallit	Ben, you must really be proud of that whatchamacallit.	Maury
a big dohickey	Well, actually I think of it as more of a big dohickey	Pierce
that contraption	Now, Ray, you get about 10, 15 feet from that contraption..	Maury
that monument	I tell you, seeing that monument--I mean, you know, for want of a better word- all by itself like that up against the majesty of that purple mountain…	Pierce
thingamabob	You spent two days and nights building that … thingamabob	Maury