Episodes Season 1

 

 

Title Story Line 1 Story Line 2 Staring
M*A*S*H - The Pilot The doctors throw a party and have a raffle to raise money for Ho Jon's tuition. Burns is sedated and wrapped to keep him away from the party.  B. Kirby Jr.  as Boone
To Market, To Market Doctors go to the black market to obtain needed drugs for the hospital. Henry's pride and joy desk is stolen.  Jack Soo
Requiem for a Lightweight Margaret has a good nurse transferred out of the unit. (she is pretty too) Trapper has to box a gorilla to keep Henry happy. Marcia Strassman 
Chief Surgeon Who? Pierce is chosen as the Chief Surgeon Burns calls a general to complain about Pierce's surgical habits.  Linda Meiklejohn
The Moose Hawkeye is upset about a soldier "owning" an Korean girl so they teach her to be free. A card game leaves a soldier broke.  Virginia Le
Yankee Doodle Doctor A general wants to make a movie about a MASH unit - glorifying the war. Pierce and Trapper finish the movie on their own.  Ed Flanders
Bananas, Crackers, and Nuts Trapper & Pierce try to get a pass for R&R. Burns & Houlihan, left in charge, calls in a shrink to examind Pierce.  Stuart Margolin
Cowboy A chopper pilot is wounded and wants to go home Someone is trying to kill Henry.  Billy Green Bush
Henry, Please Come Home Henry is transferred to Tokyo to teach MASH practices. The doctors scheme to get their old commander back.  Timothy Brown
I Hate a Mystery Someone is stealing from all of the officers. Pierce plays detective to find a thief.  Patrick Adiarte
Germ Warfare A wounded prisoner needs additional time to recover. The doctors suspect Burns has Hepatitis. Byron Chung 
Dear Dad Pierce writes his dad about the 4077 and staff. Klinger wants to bomb Burns, and Santa goes to the front.  Buck Young
Edwina The Nurses will not date anyone until Edwina gets a date. Hawkeye draws the short straw and has to date Edwina.  Arlene Golonka
Love Story Radar receives a Dear John recording from home. The doctors try to teach Radar to be romantic for a new nurse that he has the hots for.  Kelly Jean Peters
Tuttle One of the Captains contributes to a local orphanage. Pierce and Trapper cover for Captain Tuttle.  Mary Robin Redd
The Ringbanger A Gung-Ho Commander is wounded and wants to hurry and get back to his unit. Trapper, Radar and Pierce plot to keep an officer from returning to his unit.  Lesley Nielsen
Sometimes You Hear the Bullet A friend of Pierce is a soldier in Korea, writing a book about the war. Pierce promises not to reveal an injured soldiers real age (16) to the Army.  Ron Howard
Dear Dad… Again  Pierce writes his dad about the war and the operating room.  A new well liked doctor is very good at his job.  Alex Henteloff
The Long john Flap Pierce is sent long johns during a cold time in the war. Long johns are passed around the camp.  Kathleen King
The Army-Navy Game An unexploded bomb in the camp must be defused. The Army-Navy Football game is on the radio.  Alan Manson
Sticky Wicket  Burns is accused of being an incompetent Surgeon by Pierce.  Pierce is troubled by a patient whose condition gets worse.  Wayne Bryan
Major Fred C. Dobbs Burns and Margaret want to be transferred. Henry looses a filling and needs a gold crown replaced.  Odessa Cleveland
Cease Fire  A ceasefire is announced and the camp celebrates as they give away the camp.  Radar collects signatures of everyone in the his scrapbook.  Lynette Metty
Showtime  An entertainment show comes to the 4077th.  The dentist receives his discharge - Henry has a baby boy. Harvey J. Goldenberg