Episodes Season 9
| Title | Season | Episode | Story Line 1 | Story Line 2 | Staring |
| Cementing Relationships | 9 | 195 | A cement floor is poured to help reduce staff infections | An Italian soldier falls for Margaret | Joel Brooks |
| No Sweat | 9 | 196 | Potter takes a sleeping pill to help him sleep | Peg has to clean gutters - Klinger takes an electronics course | Page, Perren |
| Letters | 9 | 197 | Hawkeye receives a package of letters from 4th grade students | Paul, Richard | |
| The Best of Enemies | 9 | 198 | Korean Soldier forces Hawkeye to perform surgery | Potter vs. Winchester in a game of Bridge | Mako |
| Fathers Day | 9 | 199 | Margaret 's dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. | 8/7/03 4:30 AM | |
| Your Re-Tension Please | 9 | 200 | Re-enlistment officer visits the 4077 | Klinger's ex-wife writes a letter that she is remarrying his best friend | Corbin, Berry |
| Taking the Fifth | 9 | 201 | Shortage of pain killer forces 4077 to obtain Curare | Vintage bottle of wine is used by Hawkeye to get a date with a nurse - Klinger gets wine from Canadian clerk to sell to Winchester | Hallahan, Charles |
| Death takes a Holiday | 9 | 202 | Doctors keep a soldier alive through Christmas day | Winchester gives food, gifts, and candy to a needy family | Bailey, G.W. |
| War for all Seasons | 9 | 203 | Doctors study to develop a Kidney Machine | Bets on Baseball - Father grows corn and cook creams it | Freed, Carl |
| Tell it to the Marines | 9 | 204 | Hardship discharge is needed for immigrant soldier- B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant it. | Winchester takes command while Potter is away | Wells, Stan |
| Depressing News | 9 | 205 | 500,000 tongue depressors has Hawkeye upset | Klinger has a get rich scheme by selling news to the members of 4077 | Bogert, William |
| Operation Friendship | 9 | 206 | BJ injures his hand in an accident in the hospital | Charles feels indebted to Klinger when Klinger saves his life. | O'Connor, Tim |
| No Laughing Matter | 9 | 207 | Winchester confronts Colonel Baldwin, the man who sent him to Korea | Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack | Symonds, Robert |
| Oh, How We Danced | 9 | 208 | Winchester inspects sanitary conditions on the front lines | The camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J. | Shimoda, Yuki |
| Bottoms Up | 9 | 209 | One of the nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem. |
Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires. |
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| Red/White Blues, The | 9 | 210 | ICOR sends primaquine instead of the proper medication. | Potter has high blood pressure and has to lower it to stay in the army | Goodman, Roy |
| Bless You, Hawkeye | 9 | 211 | Soldiers are brought to be treated for infections | Hawkeye has a sneezing fit and the 4077 can't find the allergy | Schwartz, Barry |
| The Life you Save | 9 | 212 | Charles is nearly killed by a sniper and he develops a philosophical obsession with death. | ||
| Blood Brothers | 9 | 214 | Hawkeye has to tell a patient he has leukemia | Father Mulcahy prepares for the cardinal | Swayze, Patrick |
| Foresight Saga, The | 9 | 215 | 4077th is given fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean | Radar writes and tells about how well the farm is doing | Mor, Rummel |