Football SMARTs Jeff's Sports Bar Wednesday, Oct 13, 1999
Copyright 1999 Week 5 Report Card
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Commissioner's Comments
OK Folks!! Here we are 5 weeks into the season. One Third of the way to playoffs. FINALLY, we no longer have any teams that have not won a game. The Dream Team defeated No Cowboys Here with a 40-22 final score. Of course the Dream Team was only playing against 5 players. That's right folks, No Cowboys Here did not turn in a lineup this week and had three players on Bye this week. I guess the Dream Team needs all the help they can get. A BIG round of applause for the compassion of No Cowboys Here. The Jiggy Jaguars fell asleep this week and Bill's Buds ZOOMED by them with a 41-17 victory. Isaac Bruce scored 4 touchdowns with over 100 yards receiving giving the Bud's 27 points. The Mercenaries were the high scoring team this week with 60 points, and the BullDozers defeatedthe Tornado 29-20 keeping both of those teams undefeated and both teams are in the AFC. There is a three way tie for first place with a record of 3-2 in the NFC. Good luck in week 6 as we continue playing through this strange season for veterans and great year for some up and coming stars. The COMMISH!


Week 5 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Marks Mercenaries 60 Bill's Buds 41 Jiggy Jaguars at J's Dream Team at
Dennis' Diamonds 22 Jiggy Jaguars 17 Marks Mercenaries Bill's Buds
No Cowboys Here 22 Bobby's BullDozers 29 Ty's Tornado at Trent's Terror at
J's Dream Team 40 Ty's Tornado 20 No Cowboys Here Bobby's BullDozers
Smokey's Bandits 29 Ellish Elm Sprouts 50 The Rookies at Ellish Elm Sprouts at
The Rookies 31 Trent's Terror 21 Dennis' Diamonds Smokey's Bandits


Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
AFC W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
The Rookies 5 0 0 100 284 207 2 0 0 100 94 82 3 0 0 100 190 125
Bobby's BullDozers 5 0 0 100 220 107 3 0 0 100 129 69 2 0 0 100 91 38
Jiggy Jaguars 2 3 0 40 182 177 1 2 0 33 126 128 1 1 0 50 56 49
Smokey's Bandits 2 3 0 40 159 140 1 2 0 33 83 73 1 1 0 50 76 67
Bill's Buds 1 4 0 20 157 217 1 2 0 33 109 114 0 2 0 0 48 103
J's Dream Team 1 4 0 20 140 219 0 2 0 0 64 139 1 2 0 33 76 80

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
NFC W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Ellish Elm Sprouts 3 2 0 60 218 166 2 1 0 67 118 76 1 1 0 50 100 90
Marks Mercenaries 3 2 0 60 208 153 2 1 0 67 138 75 1 1 0 50 70 78
No Cowboys Here 3 2 0 60 159 157 2 0 0 100 67 42 1 2 0 33 92 115
Dennis' Diamonds 2 3 0 40 164 193 1 2 0 33 89 98 1 1 0 50 75 95
Ty's Tornado 2 3 0 40 140 147 1 1 0 50 79 67 1 2 0 33 61 80
Trent's Terror 1 4 0 20 112 260 0 3 0 0 48 181 1 1 0 50 64 79


Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
5 McNown, Cade Chi QB Waiver - Release Dennis' Diamonds
5 Grbac, Elvis KC QB Waiver - Acquire Dennis' Diamonds
5 Stokes, J.J. SF WR Waiver - Release J's Dream Team
5 Hakim, Az-zahir StL WR Waiver - Acquire J's Dream Team
5 Davis, Terrell Den RB Injured Reserve - Deactivate Bill's Buds
5 Shehee, Rashaan KC RB Waiver - Acquire Bill's Buds
5 Moore, Rob Ari WR Injured Reserve - Deactivate Ty's Tornado
5 Hilliard, Ike NYG WR Waiver - Acquire Ty's Tornado
5 Young, Steve SF QB Injured Reserve - Deactivate Ty's Tornado
5 Case, Stoney Bal QB Waiver - Acquire Ty's Tornado
6 Murrell, Adrian Ari RB Waiver - Release No Cowboys Here
6 Brown, Gary NYG RB Waiver - Acquire No Cowboys Here
6 Grbac, Elvis KC QB Waiver - Release Dennis' Diamonds
6 McNown, Cade Chi QB Waiver - Acquire Dennis' Diamonds
6 Irvin, Michael Dal WR Injured Reserve - Deactivate The Rookies
6 Gadsden, Oronde Mia WR Waiver - Acquire The Rookies
6 Jaeger, Jeff Chi K Waiver - Release Ellish Elm Sprouts
6 Brown, Kris Pit K Waiver - Acquire Ellish Elm Sprouts


Week 5 Scoring Detail
Marks Mercenaries 60 Bill's Buds 41 No Cowboys Here 22 Bobby's BullDozers 29
QB Flutie, Doug Buf 12 QB Aikman, Troy Dal 4 QB Marino, Dan Mia 11 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE 11
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal 9 RB Rivers, Ron Det 0 RB Allen, Terry NE 0 RB Alstott, Mike TB 6
RB Rhett, Errict Bal 0 RB Shehee, Rashaan KC 0 RB Watters, Ricky Sea 0 RB Smith, Antowain Buf 0
WR Kennison, Eddie NO 15 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 27 WR Walls, Wesley Car 0 WR Moss, Randy Min 3
WR Mathis, Terance Atl 6 WR Anthony, Reidel TB 0 WR Coates, Ben NE 0 WR Johnson, Kevin Cle 0
WR Carter, Cris Min 0 WR Johnson, Keyshawn NYJ 0 WR Westbrook, Michael Was 0 WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 0
K Mare, Olindo Mia 14 K Carney, John SD 8 K Jacke, Chris Ari 2 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 2
OD NYG Defense NYG 4 OD Bal Defense Bal 2 OD SF Defense SF 9 OD KC Defense KC 7
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB George, Jeff Min 0 QB Dilfer, Trent TB 4 QB Favre, Brett GB 11 QB Stewart, Kordell Pit 8
RB Collins, Cecil Mia 6 RB Dunn, Warrick TB 6 RB Murrell, Adrian Ari 0 RB Phillips, Lawrence SF 6
RB Taylor, Fred Jax 0 WR Smith, Rod Den 6 WR Owens, Terrell SF 0 WR Boston, David Ari 9
WR Schroeder, Bill GB 3 WR Pritchard, Mike Sea 0 WR Sanders, Frank Ari 0 WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car 0
K Hollis, Mike Jax 10 K Anderson, Gary Min 16 K Elam, Jason Den 10 K Gramatica, Martin TB 11
OD Mia Defense Mia 6 OD Sea Defense Sea 0 OD Ari Defense Ari 5 OD Was Defense Was 0
Ty's Tornado 20 J's Dream Team 40 Jiggy Jaguars 17 Dennis' Diamonds 22
QB Case, Stoney Bal 0 QB Plummer, Jake Ari 10 QB Brunell, Mark Jax 0 QB Grbac, Elvis KC 0
RB Hanspard, Byron Atl 0 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 3 RB Stewart, James Jax 6 RB Garner, Charlie SF 0
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 0 RB Staley, Duce Phi 3 RB Morris, Bam KC 0 RB James, Edgerrin Ind 0
WR Pickens, Carl Cin 12 WR Freeman, Antonio GB 15 WR Scott, Darnay Cin 3 WR Glenn, Terry NE 6
WR Brown, Tim Oak 0 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 0 WR McDuffie, O.J. Mia 0 WR Thigpen, Yancey Ten 6
WR Hilliard, Ike NYG 0 WR Hakim, Az-zahir StL 0 WR McCaffrey, Ed Den 0 WR Ismail, Raghib Dal 0
K Brien, Doug NO 5 K Cunningham, Richie Dal 4 K Del Greco, Al Ten 2 K Wilkins, Jeff StL 6
OD Dal Defense Dal 3 OD NO Defense NO 5 OD Jax Defense Jax 6 OD Phi Defense Phi 4
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Beuerlein, Steve Car 0 QB Hobert, Billy Joe NO 8 QB Brister, Bubby Den 0 QB Kitna, Jon Sea 0
RB Hoard, Leroy Min 0 RB Sanders, Barry 0 RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 6 RB Smith, Robert Min 3
WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ 0 RB Abdul-Jabbar, Karim Mia 0 WR Engram, Bobby Chi 0 WR Price, Peerless Buf 0
WR Connell, Albert Was 0 WR Dawkins, Sean Sea 0 WR Holt, Torry StL 0 K Pelfrey, Doug Cin 6
K Conway, Brett Was 0 K Husted, Michael Oak 7 K Kasay, John Car 0 K Hanson, Jason Det 4
OD Den Defense Den 8 OD Buf Defense Buf 3 OD Pit Defense Pit 3 OD NYJ Defense NYJ 3
Smokey's Bandits 29 Ellish Elm Sprouts 50 The Rookies 31 Trent's Terror 21
QB Batch, Charlie Det 4 QB Warner, Kurt StL 23 QB O'Donnell, Neil Ten 4 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 12
RB George, Eddie Ten 0 RB Huntley, Richard Pit 0 RB Levens, Dorsey GB 0 RB Hill, Greg Det 0
RB Means, Natrone SD 0 RB Wheatley, Tyrone Oak 0 RB Williams, Ricky NO 0 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 0
WR Dyson, Kevin Ten 0 WR Martin, Tony Mia 9 WR Moulds, Eric Buf 9 WR Jett, James Oak 0
WR Poole, Keith NO 0 WR Conway, Curtis Chi 6 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 6 WR Emanuel, Bert TB 0
WR Sloan, David Det 0 WR Alexander, Derrick KC 0 WR Irvin, Michael Dal 0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Den 0
K Stoyanovich, Pete KC 10 K Andersen, Morten Atl 8 K Christie, Steve Buf 6 K Richey, Wade SF 8
OD SD Defense SD 15 OD Oak Defense Oak 4 OD GB Defense GB 6 OD Min Defense Min 1
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Cunningham, Randall Min 7 QB Johnson, Brad Was 0 QB Gannon, Rich Oak 4 QB Chandler, Chris Atl 0
RB Enis, Curtis Chi 0 RB Davis, Stephen Was 0 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car 0 RB Kaufman, Napoleon Oak 0
WR Galloway, Joey Sea 0 RB Holmes, Priest Bal 0 WR Edwards, Troy Pit 6 WR Crowell, Germane Det 6
WR Lewis, Jermaine Bal 0 WR Rice, Jerry SF 0 WR Mayes, Derrick Sea 0 WR Calloway, Chris Atl 0
K Peterson, Todd Sea 0 K Jaeger, Jeff Chi 6 K Longwell, Ryan GB 14 K Hall, John NYJ 6
OD TB Defense TB 6 OD Atl Defense Atl 5 OD Ten Defense Ten 4 OD NE Defense NE 3


Week 5 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Marks Mercenaries 60 71 85 25 85 The Rookies 284 325 87 108 392
Ellish Elm Sprouts 50 51 98 11 61 Bobby's BullDozers 220 280 79 137 357
Bill's Buds 41 61 67 32 73 Ellish Elm Sprouts 218 261 84 86 304
J's Dream Team 40 43 93 18 58 Marks Mercenaries 208 231 90 73 281
The Rookies 31 45 69 28 59 Jiggy Jaguars 182 209 87 74 256
Bobby's BullDozers 29 53 55 34 63 Dennis' Diamonds 164 202 81 92 256
Smokey's Bandits 29 32 91 13 42 No Cowboys Here 159 230 69 129 288
Dennis' Diamonds 22 25 88 16 38 Smokey's Bandits 159 232 69 144 303
No Cowboys Here 22 30 73 26 48 Bill's Buds 157 233 67 138 295
Trent's Terror 21 29 72 15 36 J's Dream Team 140 192 73 108 248
Ty's Tornado 20 25 80 8 28 Ty's Tornado 140 186 75 82 222
Jiggy Jaguars 17 23 74 9 26 Trent's Terror 112 154 73 80 192


Week 5 Top Scores Year-to-Date Top Scores
## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points ## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
1 WR Bruce, Isaac StL Bill's Buds 27 1 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 75
2 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 23 2 RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 62
3 K Anderson, Gary Min Bill's Buds 16 3 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car The Rookies 54
4 WR Freeman, Antonio GB J's Dream Team 15 4 OD Jax Defense Jax Jiggy Jaguars 54
5 WR Kennison, Eddie NO Marks Mercenaries 15 5 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 51
6 OD SD Defense SD Smokey's Bandits 15 6 K Hollis, Mike Jax Marks Mercenaries 50
7 OD Chi Defense Chi 15 7 QB Johnson, Brad Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 50
8 K Longwell, Ryan GB The Rookies 14 8 K Mare, Olindo Mia Marks Mercenaries 50
9 K Mare, Olindo Mia Marks Mercenaries 14 9 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE Bobby's BullDozers 49
10 QB Flutie, Doug Buf Marks Mercenaries 12 10 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Trent's Terror 49
11 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Trent's Terror 12 11 K Christie, Steve Buf The Rookies 45
12 WR Pickens, Carl Cin Ty's Tornado 12 12 QB Aikman, Troy Dal Bill's Buds 43
13 WR Pollard, Marcus Ind 12 13 QB Batch, Charlie Det Smokey's Bandits 43
14 K Stover, Matt Bal 12 14 OD SD Defense SD Smokey's Bandits 43
15 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE Bobby's BullDozers 11 15 WR Bruce, Isaac StL Bill's Buds 42
16 QB Favre, Brett GB No Cowboys Here 11 16 QB Cunningham, Randall Min Smokey's Bandits 42
17 K Gramatica, Martin TB Bobby's BullDozers 11 17 K Stoyanovich, Pete KC Smokey's Bandits 41
18 QB Marino, Dan Mia No Cowboys Here 11 18 OD Dal Defense Dal Ty's Tornado 40
19 K Elam, Jason Den No Cowboys Here 10 19 OD Chi Defense Chi 40
20 K Hollis, Mike Jax Marks Mercenaries 10 20 K Del Greco, Al Ten Jiggy Jaguars 39


Week 5 All-Pro Team Year-to-Date All-Pro Team
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 23 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 75
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal Marks Mercenaries 9 RB Davis, Stephen Was Ellish Elm Sprouts 62
RB Alstott, Mike TB Bobby's BullDozers 6 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car The Rookies 54
WR Bruce, Isaac StL Bill's Buds 27 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind The Rookies 51
WR Freeman, Antonio GB J's Dream Team 15 WR Bruce, Isaac StL Bill's Buds 42
WR Kennison, Eddie NO Marks Mercenaries 15 WR Connell, Albert Was Ty's Tornado 36
K Anderson, Gary Min Bill's Buds 16 K Hollis, Mike Jax Marks Mercenaries 50
OD SD Defense SD Smokey's Bandits 15 OD Jax Defense Jax Jiggy Jaguars 54

Week 5 All-Pro Free-Agent Team Week 5 Fantasy Awards
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Award Fantasy Team Points
QB Matthews, Shane Chi 8 Highest Game Total Marks Mercenaries 60
RB Bennett, Donnell KC 6 Lowest Game Total Jiggy Jaguars 17
RB Christian, Bob Atl 6 Best Lineup Coach Ellish Elm Sprouts 98%
WR Pollard, Marcus Ind 12 Worst Lineup Coach Bobby's BullDozers 55%
WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia 9
WR Bech, Brett NO 6
K Stover, Matt Bal 12
OD Chi Defense Chi 15