| Football SMARTs | Jeff's Sports Bar | Sunday, Dec 5, 1999 |
| Copyright 1999 | Week 12 Report Card | |
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| Commissioner's Comments |
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only 3 weeks left in the regular season of play Mark has all but
SEALED the Bottom division playoff spot (10-2). He is not a shoe in
for first seed but he will make the playoffs. In the Top division the
Rookies (10-2) have secured a playoff spot and is currently the number
one seed but that can change. These two records will change next week
as the Mercenaries play the Rookies. The Bulldozers are most likely
going to the playoffs (8-4) but had better not slack off, just to be
safe. The final seed for the playoffs has a FOUR WAY TIE. The Elm
Sprouts, Diamonds, No Cowboys Here, and Ty's Tornado all have a 7-5
record. Next week will give us a better indication as to who WANTS to
play for the bucks.
At the OTHER end of the spectrum, the Dream Team, and the Bandits are LOCKED into the Toilet Bowl. The Buds are RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, and if the Jaguars want to be in the Toilet they had better stop winning. Entry fee for the Toilet Bowl is $15. The Toilet Bowl will pay: 1st> $40 - 2nd> $20 Good luck in week 13, especially to the 4-way tie The Commish |
| Week 12 Final Scores | Next Weeks Games | ||||||
| The Zombies | 34.0 | The Rookies | 41.0 | Marks Mercenaries at | Bill's Buds at | ||
| Marks Mercenaries | 47.0 | Bill's Buds | 18.0 | The Rookies | Ellish Elm Sprouts | ||
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| Ellish Elm Sprouts | 24.0 | Smokey's Bandits | 29.0 | No Cowboys Here at | Bobby's BullDozers at | ||
| No Cowboys Here | 36.0 | Bobby's BullDozers | 42.0 | Smokey's Bandits | Dennis' Diamonds | ||
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| Dennis' Diamonds | 25.0 | Jiggy Jaguars | 55.0 | Ty's Tornado at | J's Dream Team at | ||
| Ty's Tornado | 37.0 | J's Dream Team | 36.0 | Jiggy Jaguars | The Zombies | ||
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| Standings | ||||||||||||||||||
| Overall Games | Division Games | Non-Division Games | ||||||||||||||||
| Top (AFC) | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA |
| The Rookies | 10 | 2 | 0 | 83 | 577.3 | 426.0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 100 | 302.0 | 177.0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 67 | 275.3 | 249.0 |
| Bobby's BullDozers | 8 | 4 | 0 | 67 | 479.1 | 398.1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 83 | 241.0 | 196.0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 50 | 238.1 | 202.1 |
| Jiggy Jaguars | 5 | 7 | 0 | 42 | 437.0 | 475.1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 50 | 232.0 | 257.0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 205.0 | 218.1 |
| Bill's Buds | 4 | 8 | 0 | 33 | 337.0 | 419.0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 175.0 | 205.0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 162.0 | 214.0 |
| J's Dream Team | 2 | 10 | 0 | 17 | 352.0 | 514.1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 17 | 189.0 | 274.0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 17 | 163.0 | 240.1 |
| Smokey's Bandits | 2 | 10 | 0 | 17 | 332.0 | 424.0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 17 | 168.0 | 198.0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 17 | 164.0 | 226.0 |
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| Bottom (NFC) | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA |
| Marks Mercenaries | 10 | 2 | 0 | 83 | 531.1 | 379.0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 83 | 289.0 | 172.0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 83 | 242.1 | 207.0 |
| Ellish Elm Sprouts | 7 | 5 | 0 | 58 | 500.1 | 388.1 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 202.0 | 205.0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 83 | 298.1 | 183.1 |
| Dennis' Diamonds | 7 | 5 | 0 | 58 | 429.1 | 393.0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 50 | 201.0 | 181.0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 67 | 228.1 | 212.0 |
| No Cowboys Here | 7 | 5 | 0 | 58 | 411.0 | 346.0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 50 | 175.0 | 160.0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 67 | 236.0 | 186.0 |
| Ty's Tornado | 7 | 5 | 0 | 58 | 357.0 | 372.0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 67 | 202.0 | 198.0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 50 | 155.0 | 174.0 |
| The Zombies | 3 | 9 | 0 | 25 | 328.0 | 536.3 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 17 | 138.0 | 291.0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 190.0 | 245.3 |
| Recent Transactions | |||||
| Wk | Player | Team | Pos | Activity | Fantasy Team |
| 12 | Over Def - TB | TB | Over Def | Waiver - Release | Smokey's Bandits |
| 12 | Over Def - Det | Det | Over Def | Waiver - Acquire | Smokey's Bandits |
| 12 | Tolliver, Billy Joe | NO | QB | Injured Reserve - Deactivate | J's Dream Team |
| 12 | McNabb, Donovan | Phi | QB | Waiver - Acquire | J's Dream Team |
| 12 | Smith, Emmitt | Dal | RB | Injured Reserve - Activate | Marks Mercenaries |
| 12 | Warren, Chris | Dal | RB | Waiver - Release | Marks Mercenaries |
| 13 | Griese, Brian | Den | QB | Injured Reserve - Activate | Smokey's Bandits |
| 13 | Grbac, Elvis | KC | QB | Waiver - Release | Smokey's Bandits |
| 13 | Marino, Dan | Mia | QB | Injured Reserve - Activate | No Cowboys Here |
| 13 | Miller, Jim | Chi | QB | Waiver - Release | No Cowboys Here |
| 13 | Phillips, Lawrence | SF | RB | Waiver - Release | Bobby's BullDozers |
| 13 | Kirby, Terry | Cle | RB | Waiver - Acquire | Bobby's BullDozers |
| 13 | Plummer, Jake | Ari | QB | Injured Reserve - Activate | J's Dream Team |
| 13 | McNabb, Donovan | Phi | QB | Waiver - Release | J's Dream Team |
| 13 | Moore, Herman | Det | WR | Injured Reserve - Activate | Ty's Tornado |
| 13 | Connell, Albert | Was | WR | Waiver - Release | Ty's Tornado |
| 13 | Chrebet, Wayne | NYJ | WR | Waiver - Release | Ty's Tornado |
| 13 | Connell, Albert | Was | WR | Waiver - Acquire | Ty's Tornado |
| Week 12 Scoring Detail | |||||||||||||||||||
| Marks Mercenaries | 47.0 | Bill's Buds | 18.0 | No Cowboys Here | 36.0 | Bobby's BullDozers | 42.0 | ||||||||||||
| QB | George, Jeff | Min | 19.0 | QB | Aikman, Troy | Dal | 8.0 | QB | Favre, Brett | GB | 8.0 | QB | Bledsoe, Drew | NE | 4.0 | ||||
| RB | Smith, Emmitt | Dal | 3.0 | RB | Dunn, Warrick | TB | .0 | RB | Allen, Terry | NE | .0 | RB | Alstott, Mike | TB | .0 | ||||
| RB | Johnson, James | Mia | .0 | RB | Johnson, LeShon | NYG | .0 | RB | Watters, Ricky | Sea | .0 | RB | Smith, Antowain | Buf | .0 | ||||
| WR | Carter, Cris | Min | 15.0 | WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | NYJ | .0 | WR | Walls, Wesley | Car | 6.0 | WR | McCardell, Keenan | Jax | 11.0 | ||||
| WR | Mathis, Terance | Atl | 6.0 | WR | Bruce, Isaac | StL | .0 | WR | Owens, Terrell | SF | .0 | WR | Johnson, Kevin | Cle | 6.0 | ||||
| WR | Kennison, Eddie | NO | .0 | WR | Pritchard, Mike | Sea | .0 | WR | Robinson, Marcus | Chi | .0 | WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | Car | .0 | ||||
| K | Hollis, Mike | Jax | 2.0 | K | Anderson, Gary | Min | 5.0 | K | Jacke, Chris | Ari | 10.0 | K | Vinatieri, Adam | NE | 1.0 | ||||
| OD | Mia Defense | Mia | 2.0 | OD | Sea Defense | Sea | 5.0 | OD | Ari Defense | Ari | 12.0 | OD | KC Defense | KC | 20.0 | ||||
| Reserves | Reserves | Reserves | Reserves | ||||||||||||||||
| QB | Flutie, Doug | Buf | 12.0 | QB | Dilfer, Trent | TB | .0 | QB | Miller, Jim | Chi | 8.0 | QB | Stewart, Kordell | Pit | .0 | ||||
| RB | Rhett, Errict | Bal | 6.0 | RB | Rivers, Ron | Det | .0 | RB | Pittman, Michael | Ari | .0 | RB | Phillips, Lawrence | SF | .0 | ||||
| RB | Taylor, Fred | Jax | .0 | WR | Smith, Rod | Den | .0 | WR | Booker, Marty | Chi | 6.0 | WR | Moss, Randy | Min | 9.0 | ||||
| WR | Schroeder, Bill | GB | .0 | WR | Anthony, Reidel | TB | .0 | WR | Westbrook, Michael | Was | .0 | WR | Boston, David | Ari | .0 | ||||
| K | Mare, Olindo | Mia | .0 | K | Carney, John | SD | 9.0 | K | Elam, Jason | Den | .0 | K | Gramatica, Martin | TB | 10.0 | ||||
| OD | NYG Defense | NYG | 5.0 | OD | Bal Defense | Bal | 6.0 | OD | SF Defense | SF | 1.0 | OD | Was Defense | Was | 2.0 | ||||
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| Ty's Tornado | 37.0 | J's Dream Team | 36.0 | Jiggy Jaguars | 55.0 | Dennis' Diamonds | 25.0 | ||||||||||||
| QB | Beuerlein, Steve | Car | 16.0 | QB | McNabb, Donovan | Phi | 8.0 | QB | Brunell, Mark | Jax | 12.0 | QB | Kitna, Jon | Sea | .0 | ||||
| RB | Hanspard, Byron | Atl | .0 | RB | Dillon, Corey | Cin | 3.0 | RB | Stewart, James | Jax | 6.0 | RB | James, Edgerrin | Ind | .0 | ||||
| RB | Martin, Curtis | NYJ | .0 | RB | Staley, Duce | Phi | .0 | RB | Bettis, Jerome | Pit | .0 | RB | Garner, Charlie | SF | .0 | ||||
| WR | Brown, Tim | Oak | .0 | WR | Smith, Jimmy | Jax | 11.0 | WR | Scott, Darnay | Cin | 15.0 | WR | Ismail, Raghib | Dal | 15.0 | ||||
| WR | Connell, Albert | Was | .0 | WR | Jefferson, Shawn | NE | .0 | WR | Engram, Bobby | Chi | .0 | WR | Glenn, Terry | NE | 6.0 | ||||
| WR | Pickens, Carl | Cin | .0 | WR | Dawkins, Sean | Sea | .0 | WR | McCaffrey, Ed | Den | .0 | WR | Price, Peerless | Buf | .0 | ||||
| K | Conway, Brett | Was | 8.0 | K | Husted, Michael | Oak | 10.0 | K | Kasay, John | Car | 10.0 | K | Hanson, Jason | Det | 3.0 | ||||
| OD | Dal Defense | Dal | 13.0 | OD | StL Defense | StL | 4.0 | OD | Jax Defense | Jax | 12.0 | OD | Phi Defense | Phi | 1.0 | ||||
| Reserves | Reserves | Reserves | Reserves | ||||||||||||||||
| QB | Case, Stoney | Bal | .0 | QB | Frerotte, Gus | Det | 11.0 | QB | Couch, Tim | Cle | 18.0 | QB | McNown, Cade | Chi | .0 | ||||
| RB | Hoard, Leroy | Min | 6.0 | RB | Abdul-Jabbar, Karim | Cle | .0 | RB | Morris, Bam | KC | .0 | RB | Smith, Robert | Min | 3.0 | ||||
| WR | Moore, Rob | Ari | 9.0 | WR | Freeman, Antonio | GB | .0 | WR | Holt, Torry | StL | 12.0 | WR | Thigpen, Yancey | Ten | .0 | ||||
| WR | Chrebet, Wayne | NYJ | .0 | WR | Hakim, Az-zahir | StL | .0 | WR | McDuffie, O.J. | Mia | .0 | K | Pelfrey, Doug | Cin | 9.0 | ||||
| K | Brien, Doug | NO | 15.0 | K | Cunningham, Richie | Dal | 8.0 | K | Del Greco, Al | Ten | 9.0 | K | Wilkins, Jeff | StL | 5.0 | ||||
| OD | Den Defense | Den | .0 | OD | Buf Defense | Buf | 8.0 | OD | Pit Defense | Pit | 4.0 | OD | NYJ | ||||||