Football SMARTs Jeff's Sports Bar Thursday, Dec 16, 1999
Copyright 1999 Week 14 Report Card
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Commissioner's Comments
Well here it is at the last game of the season and only ONE team is locked into the Superbowl. The Mercenaries are in with 11-3 record, but they have to win this game to SEAL the #1 seed. The Rookies have a 10-4 record and there are three teams with a 9-5 record. If the Elm Sprouts defeat the Rookies and the Diamonds and/or BullDozers, we will definately go to the tie breakers to establish. In ALL reality, ANYONE can make it to the Super Bowl except the Already determined Toilet Bowl contenders and the Zombies. Of course this is dependant on the outcome of the last week. Due to the fact that not all teams will not have played the same number of conference games, the second tie breaker will NOT be in effect. The tiebreaker will be 1) Head-to-Head, 2) Total Points For, and 3) a Coin toss. But I do not believe that 3) will be into effect due to the broad range of Total Points For. This has been a GREAT (and strange) season and I wish you all Rots of Ruck! As for the losers, the seeds are not yet determined in this race either. Lots of luck to all of you too. (Because of your standings, you NEED luck because you have nothing else.) If you are playing in the Toilet, please get your fees in. Good luck to all and have a safe and happy holiday until next year! Your FUN Loving Commish...


Week 14 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Ellish Elm Sprouts 43.1 Smokey's Bandits 42.0 Marks Mercenaries at Bill's Buds at
Marks Mercenaries 21.0 Bill's Buds 31.0 Smokey's Bandits Dennis' Diamonds
Dennis' Diamonds 45.0 Jiggy Jaguars 40.0 No Cowboys Here at Bobby's BullDozers at
No Cowboys Here 13.0 Bobby's BullDozers 51.0 Jiggy Jaguars J's Dream Team
J's Dream Team 38.0 The Zombies 51.0 Ty's Tornado at Ellish Elm Sprouts at
Ty's Tornado 31.0 The Rookies 29.0 The Zombies The Rookies


Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top (AFC) W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
The Rookies 10 4 0 71 617.3 503.0 6 0 0 100 302.0 177.0 4 4 0 50 315.3 326.0
Bobby's BullDozers 9 5 0 64 554.1 491.1 6 1 0 86 292.0 236.0 3 4 0 43 262.1 255.1
Jiggy Jaguars 5 9 0 36 511.0 574.1 3 4 0 43 272.0 308.0 2 5 0 28 239.0 266.1
J's Dream Team 4 10 0 28 448.0 563.1 1 5 0 17 189.0 274.0 3 5 0 38 259.0 289.1
Bill's Buds 4 10 0 28 383.0 506.0 2 5 0 28 206.0 247.0 2 5 0 28 177.0 259.0
Smokey's Bandits 3 11 0 21 410.0 498.0 2 5 0 28 210.0 229.0 1 6 0 14 200.0 269.0

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom (NFC) W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Marks Mercenaries 11 3 0 78 578.1 433.1 5 2 0 71 310.0 215.1 6 1 0 86 268.1 218.0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 9 5 0 64 588.2 424.1 3 4 0 43 245.1 226.0 6 1 0 86 343.1 198.1
Dennis' Diamonds 9 5 0 64 527.1 430.0 4 3 0 57 246.0 194.0 5 2 0 71 281.1 236.0
No Cowboys Here 8 6 0 57 467.0 427.0 3 4 0 43 188.0 205.0 5 2 0 71 279.0 222.0
Ty's Tornado 8 6 0 57 436.0 444.0 4 2 0 67 202.0 198.0 4 4 0 50 234.0 246.0
The Zombies 4 10 0 28 397.0 623.3 1 5 0 17 138.0 291.0 3 5 0 38 259.0 332.3


Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
14 Dyson, Kevin Ten WR Waiver - Release Smokey's Bandits
14 Toomer, Amani NYG WR Waiver - Acquire Smokey's Bandits


Week 14 Scoring Detail
Marks Mercenaries 21.0 Bill's Buds 31.0 No Cowboys Here 13.0 Bobby's BullDozers 51.0
QB George, Jeff Min 8.0 QB Aikman, Troy Dal 4.0 QB Marino, Dan Mia .0 QB Bledsoe, Drew NE 7.0
RB Johnson, James Mia .0 RB Dunn, Warrick TB 3.0 RB Allen, Terry NE .0 RB Alstott, Mike TB 12.0
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal .0 RB Johnson, LeShon NYG .0 RB Watters, Ricky Sea .0 RB Kirby, Terry Cle 6.0
WR Kennison, Eddie NO 2.0 WR Johnson, Keyshawn NYJ 15.0 WR Westbrook, Michael Was 6.0 WR Moss, Randy Min 6.0
WR Mathis, Terance Atl .0 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 3.0 WR Owens, Terrell SF .0 WR Johnson, Kevin Cle 3.0
WR Carter, Cris Min .0 WR Pritchard, Mike Sea .0 WR Walls, Wesley Car .0 WR McCardell, Keenan Jax .0
K Hollis, Mike Jax 9.0 K Anderson, Gary Min 4.0 K Jacke, Chris Ari 3.0 K Gramatica, Martin TB 3.0
OD Mia Defense Mia 2.0 OD Sea Defense Sea 2.0 OD Ari Defense Ari 4.0 OD KC Defense KC 14.0
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Flutie, Doug Buf 4.0 QB Dilfer, Trent TB .0 QB Favre, Brett GB 11.0 QB Stewart, Kordell Pit 6.0
RB Taylor, Fred Jax 6.0 RB Rivers, Ron Det .0 RB Pittman, Michael Ari .0 RB Smith, Antowain Buf .0
RB Rhett, Errict Bal .0 WR Smith, Rod Den 6.0 WR Booker, Marty Chi .0 WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car .0
WR Schroeder, Bill GB .0 WR Anthony, Reidel TB .0 WR Robinson, Marcus Chi .0 WR Boston, David Ari .0
K Mare, Olindo Mia 8.0 K Carney, John SD 13.0 K Elam, Jason Den 6.0 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 9.0
OD NYG Defense NYG 5.0 OD Bal Defense Bal 6.0 OD SF Defense SF 9.0 OD Was Defense Was 9.0
Ty's Tornado 31.0 J's Dream Team 38.0 Jiggy Jaguars 40.0 Dennis' Diamonds 45.0
QB Beuerlein, Steve Car 21.0 QB Plummer, Jake Ari .0 QB Brunell, Mark Jax .0 QB Kitna, Jon Sea 4.0
RB Hoard, Leroy Min .0 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 21.0 RB Stewart, James Jax 12.0 RB James, Edgerrin Ind 9.0
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ .0 RB Staley, Duce Phi .0 RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 4.0 RB Garner, Charlie SF 9.0
WR Brown, Tim Oak .0 WR Freeman, Antonio GB 6.0 WR Scott, Darnay Cin 12.0 WR Glenn, Terry NE 3.0
WR Connell, Albert Was .0 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax .0 WR Engram, Bobby Chi .0 WR Ismail, Raghib Dal .0
WR Pickens, Carl Cin .0 WR Dawkins, Sean Sea .0 WR McCaffrey, Ed Den .0 WR Thigpen, Yancey Ten .0
K Conway, Brett Was 4.0 K Husted, Michael Oak 2.0 K Kasay, John Car 9.0 K Hanson, Jason Det 10.0
OD Dal Defense Dal 6.0 OD StL Defense StL 9.0 OD Jax Defense Jax 3.0 OD NYJ Defense NYJ 10.0
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Case, Stoney Bal .0 QB Frerotte, Gus Det .0 QB Couch, Tim Cle 10.0 QB McNown, Cade Chi .0
RB Hanspard, Byron Atl .0 RB Abdul-Jabbar, Karim Cle 6.0 RB Morris, Bam KC .0 RB Smith, Robert Min 3.0
WR Moore, Herman Det .0 WR Jefferson, Shawn NE 6.0 WR Holt, Torry StL 3.0 WR Price, Peerless Buf .0
WR Moore, Rob Ari .0 WR Hakim, Az-zahir StL .0 WR McDuffie, O.J. Mia .0 K Wilkins, Jeff StL 12.0
K Brien, Doug NO 6.0 K Cunningham, Richie .0 K Del Greco, Al Ten 3.0 K Pelfrey, Doug Cin 8.0
OD Den Defense Den 3.0 OD Buf Defense Buf 2.0 OD Pit Defense Pit 4.0 OD Phi Defense Phi 2.0
Smokey's Bandits 42.0 Ellish Elm Sprouts 43.1 The Rookies 29.0 The Zombies 51.0
QB Batch, Charlie Det .0 QB Warner, Kurt StL 11.0 QB McNair, Steve Ten 6.0 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 8.0
RB George, Eddie Ten 15.0 RB Davis, Stephen Was 15.1 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car .0 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 15.0
RB Holcombe, Robert StL 6.0 RB Bennett, Donnell KC 6.0 RB Williams, Ricky NO .0 RB Hill, Greg Det 6.0
WR Toomer, Amani NYG 6.0 WR Martin, Tony Mia .0 WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia 6.0 WR Jett, James Oak .0
WR Sloan, David Det .0 WR Rice, Jerry SF .0 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 3.0 WR Emanuel, Bert TB .0
WR Galloway, Joey Sea .0 WR Alexander, Derrick KC .0 WR Moulds, Eric Buf .0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Den .0
K Peterson, Todd Sea 10.0