Football SMARTs Jeff's Sports Bar Tuesday, Nov 28, 2000
Copyright 1999 Week 13 Report Card
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Commissioner's Comments

Once again the underdogs prevail in most games. The Bandits upset No Cowboys Here with a score of 41-22. This was a lucky break for the Electric Crew... But Wait!! The Electric Crew fell to the Elm Sprouts (63-51) so NCH still has the lead in the Top division for 1st seed. In the Bottom Division, the Angry Accountants took the lead for the number 2 seed when they defeated Ty's Tornado (61-46) 

 

As it Stands Today: 1st Seed- NCH, 2nd Seed- Angry Accountants, 3rd Seed- Electric Crew, 4th Seed- Ty's Tornado. 1st plays 4th and 2nd plays 3rd in the first round of playoffs. None of these teams are a pushover so anything can happen. 

 

There are 5 teams tied with low records (5-8) for the Toilet Bowl. It has been a tight race but somebody has got to lose. Jeff, Jim, Jean, and Bobby... Please let me know if you are interested. The Toilet Bowl is optional but costs $15 to enter. The Toilet Bowl pot is $60. 1st place pays $40, 2nd - $15, 3rd - $5. Last place gets to fart in a mud puddle. All of these teams are pretty rotten so anything can happen here. 1st seed () plays 4th seed () and 2nd seed () plays 3rd seed (). 

 

Good luck for whatever your desires are. 

The Commish


Week 13 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Ty's Tornado 46 Ellish Elm Sprouts 63 Ty's Tornado at Jiggy Jaguars at
Angry Accountants 61 Electric Crew 51 No Cowboys Here Ellish Elm Sprouts
Jiggy Jaguars 24 No Cowboys Here 22 Smokey's Bandits at Angry Accountants at
Bobby's BullDozers 42 Smokey's Bandits 41 Bobby's BullDozers Jim's Team
Boy Toys 21 Electric Crew at
Jim's Team 33 Boy Toys


Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
No Cowboys Here 10 3 0 77 618 443 6 2 0 75 352 274 4 1 0 80 266 169
Electric Crew 9 4 0 69 605 519 3 3 0 50 269 248 6 1 0 86 336 271
Ellish Elm Sprouts 6 7 0 46 603 650 3 5 0 38 305 358 3 2 0 60 298 292
Boy Toys 5 8 0 38 457 500 3 4 0 43 221 226 2 4 0 33 236 274
Smokey's Bandits 5 8 0 38 420 512 3 4 0 43 227 268 2 4 0 33 193 244

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Angry Accountants 8 5 0 62 603 544 6 1 0 86 317 237 2 4 0 33 286 307
Ty's Tornado 7 6 0 54 579 545 4 4 0 50 325 341 3 2 0 60 254 204
Jiggy Jaguars 5 8 0 38 513 544 1 6 0 14 238 313 4 2 0 67 275 231
Jim's Team 5 8 0 38 477 515 3 3 0 50 231 216 2 5 0 28 246 299
Bobby's BullDozers 5 8 0 38 467 570 4 4 0 50 278 282 1 4 0 20 189 288


Week 13 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Ellish Elm Sprouts 63 65 97 18 81 No Cowboys Here 618 772 80 425 1043
Angry Accountants 61 71 86 25 86 Electric Crew 605 720 84 311 916
Electric Crew 51 67 76 36 87 Angry Accountants 603 728 83 282 885
Ty's Tornado 46 49 94 30 76 Ellish Elm Sprouts 603 717 84 293 896
Bobby's BullDozers 42 55 76 24 66 Ty's Tornado 579 706 82 264 843
Smokey's Bandits 41 46 89 16 57 Jiggy Jaguars 513 653 79 321 834
Jim's Team 33 39 85 13 46 Jim's Team 477 566 84 176 653
Jiggy Jaguars 24 47 51 39 63 Bobby's BullDozers 467 591 79 265 732
No Cowboys Here 22 40 55 27 49 Boy Toys 457 597 77 251 708
Boy Toys 21 27 78 18 39 Smokey's Bandits 420 621 68 388 808


Week 13 Scoring Detail
Ty's Tornado 46 Ellish Elm Sprouts 63 Bobby's BullDozers 42 No Cowboys Here 22
QB McNabb, Donovan Phi 13 QB George, Jeff Was 8 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 8 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min 8
RB James, Edgerrin Ind 3 RB Anderson, Mike Den 21 RB Prentice, Travis Cle 6 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 0
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal 3 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 15 RB Faulk, Kevin NE 0 RB Fletcher, Terrell SD 0
WR Brown, Tim Oak 6 WR Toomer, Amani NYG 6 WR Moulds, Eric Buf 9 WR Smith, Rod Den 6
WR Freeman, Antonio GB 0 WR Carter, Cris Min 0 WR Hakim, Az-Zahir StL 6 WR Robinson, Marcus Chi 0
WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB 0 WR Boston, David Ari 0 WR Alexander, Derrick KC 0 WR Mathis, Terance Atl 0
K Nedney, Joe Car 7 K Elam, Jason Den 8 K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak 11 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 2
OD Oak Defense Oak 14 OD Ten Defense Ten 5 OD Jax Defense Jax 2 OD Was Defense Was 6
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Beuerlein, Steve Car 12 QB Garcia, Jeff SF 0 QB Chandler, Chris Atl 0 QB Frerotte, Gus Den 4
RB Smith, Antowain Buf 0 RB Green, Ahman GB 6 RB Davis, Terrell Den 0 RB Pittman, Michael Ari 6
WR Glenn, Terry NE 0 RB Richardson, Tony KC 0 WR Jones, Freddie SD 12 WR Schroeder, Bill GB 0
WR Rice, Jerry SF 0 WR Hayes, Donald Car 0 WR Pickens, Carl Ten 0 WR Connell, Albert Was 0
K Blanchard, Cary Ari 1 K Christie, Steve Buf 5 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 9 K Stover, Matt Bal 14
OD KC Defense KC 17 OD Buf Defense Buf 7 OD Atl Defense Atl 3 OD Phi Defense Phi 3
Jiggy Jaguars 24 Smokey's Bandits 41 Jim's Team 33 Boy Toys 21
QB Batch, Charlie Det 10 QB King, Shaun TB 6 QB Favre, Brett GB 4 QB Grbac, Elvis KC 0
RB Anderson, Jamal Atl 6 RB Taylor, Fred Jax 9 RB George, Eddie Ten 9 RB Watters, Ricky Sea 9
RB Garner, Charlie SF 0 RB Barber, Tiki NYG 6 RB Fazande, Jermaine SD 0 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car 0
WR Engram, Bobby Chi 0 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 12 WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ 0 WR Anthony, Reidel TB 0
WR McCaffrey, Ed Den 0 WR Harris, Jackie Dal 0 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Bal 0
WR Owens, Terrell SF 0 WR Ismail, Qadry Bal 0 WR Wycheck, Frank Ten 0 WR Gonzalez, Tony KC 0
K Del Greco, Al Ten 7 K Mare, Olindo Mia 5 K Akers, David Phi 11 K Hollis, Mike Jax 10
OD Mia Defense Mia 1 OD StL Defense StL 3 OD Bal Defense Bal 9 OD Ind Defense Ind 2
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Brunell, Mark Jax 4 QB Johnson, Rob Buf 8 QB Aikman, Troy Dal 4 QB Plummer, Jake Ari 0
QB Collins, Kerry NYG 4 QB McNair, Steve Ten 0 RB Wheatley, Tyrone Oak 6 RB Davis, Stephen Was 0
RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 6 RB Mitchell, Brian Phi 0 WR Sanders, Frank Ari 0 WR Franks, Bubba GB 0
WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 0 WR Hilliard, Ike NYG 0 WR Green, Jacquez TB 0 WR Ismail, Raghib Dal 0
K Daluiso, Brad NYG 7 K Longwell, Ryan GB 2 K Richey, Wade SF 0 K Hanson, Jason Det 10
OD Sea Defense Sea 18 OD SD Defense SD 6 OD NYJ Defense NYJ 3 OD Car Defense Car 8
Angry Accountants 61 Electric Crew 51
QB Green, Trent StL 8 QB Dilfer, Trent Bal 8
RB Lewis, Jamal Bal 15 RB Smith, Robert Min 9
RB Stewart, James Det 6 RB Smith, Lamar Mia 0
WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car 15 WR Moss, Randy Min 15
WR Horn, Joe NO 0 WR Conway, Curtis SD 0
WR Holt, Torry StL 0 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 0
K Gramatica, Martin TB 7 K Anderson, Gary Min 9
OD Den Defense Den 10 OD NO Defense NO 10
Reserves Reserves
QB Gannon, Rich Oak 12 QB Testaverde, Vinny NYJ 8
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 0 QB Johnson, Brad Was 0
WR Warrick, Peter Cin 6 RB Dayne, Ron NYG 6
WR Jackson, Darrell Sea 0 WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia 6
K Hall, John NYJ 5 K Andersen, Morten Atl 2
OD Dal Defense Dal 2 OD TB Defense TB 14


Bank Statement
Owes Credits Balance
Ty's Tornado 61 61 0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 71 76 5
Bobby's BullDozers 51 51 0
No Cowboys Here 56 56 0
Jiggy Jaguars 51 51 0
Smokey's Bandits 76 76 0
Jim's Team 66 66 0
Boy Toys 56 56 0
Angry Accountants 61 61 0
Electric Crew 76 76 0


Week 13 Top Scores Year-to-Date Top Scores
## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points ## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
1 RB Anderson, Mike Den Ellish Elm Sprouts 21 1 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 155
2 QB Stewart, Kordell Pit 18 2 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Bobby's BullDozers 133
3 OD Sea Defense Sea Jiggy Jaguars 18 3 QB Garcia, Jeff SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 125
4 OD KC Defense KC Ty's Tornado 17 4 K Stover, Matt Bal No Cowboys Here 122
5 QB Brooks, Aaron NO 16 5 QB Grbac, Elvis KC Boy Toys 115
6 RB Dillon, Corey Cin Ellish Elm Sprouts 15 6 QB Warner, Kurt StL 115
7 RB Dunn, Warrick TB 15 7 QB Gannon, Rich Oak Angry Accountants 112
8 RB Lewis, Jamal Bal Angry Accountants 15 8 OD Den Defense Den Angry Accountants 112
9 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 15 9 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 110
10 WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car Angry Accountants 15 10 K Gramatica, Martin TB Angry Accountants 108
11 K Stover, Matt Bal No Cowboys Here 14 11 OD TB Defense TB Electric Crew 106
12 OD Oak Defense Oak Ty's Tornado 14 12 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey's Bandits 105
13 OD TB Defense TB Electric Crew 14 13 QB McNabb, Donovan Phi Ty's Tornado 105
14 QB McNabb, Donovan Phi Ty's Tornado 13 14 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 105
15 OD Pit Defense Pit 13 15 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Ty's Tornado 104
16 QB Beuerlein, Steve Car Ty's Tornado 12 16 K Akers, David Phi Jim's Team 102
17 K Brown, Kris Pit 12 17 K Longwell, Ryan GB Smokey's Bandits 102
18 QB Gannon, Rich Oak Angry Accountants 12 18 K Nedney, Joe Car Ty's Tornado 102
19 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey's Bandits 12 19 OD NO Defense NO Electric Crew 101
20 WR Jett, James Oak 12 20 QB Griese, Brian Den 98


Week 13 All-Pro Team Year-to-Date All-Pro Team
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
QB Stewart, Kordell Pit 18 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 155
RB Anderson, Mike Den Ellish Elm Sprouts 21 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 110
RB Dillon, Corey Cin Ellish Elm Sprouts 15 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Ty's Tornado 104
WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 15 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey's Bandits 105
WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car Angry Accountants 15 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 105
WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey's Bandits 12 WR Owens, Terrell SF Jiggy Jaguars 83
K Stover, Matt Bal No Cowboys Here 14 K Stover, Matt Bal No Cowboys Here 122
OD Sea Defense Sea Jiggy Jaguars 18 OD Den Defense Den Angry Accountants 112

Week 13 All-Pro Free-Agent Team Week 13 Fantasy Awards
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Award Fantasy Team Points
QB Stewart, Kordell Pit 18 Highest Game Total Ellish Elm Sprouts 63
RB Dunn, Warrick TB 15 Lowest Game Total Boy Toys 21
RB Hoover, Brad Car 9 Best Lineup Coach Ellish Elm Sprouts 97%
WR Jett, James Oak 12 Worst Lineup Coach Jiggy Jaguars 51%
WR Thrash, James Was 9
WR Alexander, Stephen Was 6
K Brown, Kris Pit 12
OD Pit Defense Pit 13


Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
13 Blake, Jeff NO QB Injured Reserve - Deactivate Electric Crew
13 Dilfer, Trent Bal QB Waiver - Acquire Electric Crew
13 Wilkins, Terrence Ind WR Waiver - Release Electric Crew
13 Conway, Curtis SD WR Waiver - Acquire Electric Crew
13 Alstott, Mike TB RB Injured Reserve - Deactivate No Cowboys Here
13 Fletcher, Terrell SD RB Waiver - Acquire No Cowboys Here
13 Bledsoe, Drew NE QB Waiver - Release Ellish Elm Sprouts
13 George, Jeff Was QB Waiver - Acquire Ellish Elm Sprouts