Football SMARTs Jeff's Sports Bar Tuesday, Dec 5, 2000
Copyright 1999 Week 14 Report Card
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Commissioner's Comments

With oinly one week remaining, the first seed is not determined. The Angry Accountants now have a chance at the #1 seed. Many upsets took place again this week. The feature game plays a major role in playoff seeding when the Ty's Tornado and No Cowboys Here butted heads... Taiwan (26-18). The Jaguars had a respectable game with 41 points but could do nothing to slow the point growth of the Elm Sprouts, who DOUBLED the Jaguars score (82-41) keeping the Jaguars in the toilet. The Accountants won (as usual) maintaining the #2 seed and now a chance at the #1 seed and keeping the Educators in the toilet. The Electric Crew were shocked when the Boy Toys out "played" them on Monday Night with a 29 point comeback (55-50). This loss threw a breaker in the Electric Crew's efforts for the #1 seed and keeping the Toys out of the toilet (for now). The BullDozers plowed down the Bandits (47-40) with 21 points on MNF giving him a chance out of the Toilet playoffs. 

 

Toilet Bowl playoff money should be turned in A.S.A.P. (Jeff, Jim, Bobby, Jean) 

 

Nothing like keeping everything undetermined until the last minute... Good Luck The Commish


Week 14 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Ty's Tornado 26 Jiggy Jaguars 41 Ellish Elm Sprouts at Bobby's BullDozers at
No Cowboys Here 18 Ellish Elm Sprouts 82 Ty's Tornado No Cowboys Here
Smokey's Bandits 40 Angry Accountants 37 Jim's Team at Electric Crew at
Bobby's BullDozers 47 Jim's Team 26 Jiggy Jaguars Smokey's Bandits
Electric Crew 50 Angry Accountants at
Boy Toys 55 Boy Toys


Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
No Cowboys Here 10 4 0 71 636 469 6 2 0 75 352 274 4 2 0 67 284 195
Electric Crew 9 5 0 64 655 574 3 4 0 43 319 303 6 1 0 86 336 271
Ellish Elm Sprouts 7 7 0 50 685 691 3 5 0 38 305 358 4 2 0 67 380 333
Boy Toys 6 8 0 43 512 550 4 4 0 50 276 276 2 4 0 33 236 274
Smokey's Bandits 5 9 0 36 460 559 3 4 0 43 227 268 2 5 0 28 233 291

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Angry Accountants 9 5 0 64 640 570 7 1 0 88 354 263 2 4 0 33 286 307
Ty's Tornado 8 6 0 57 605 563 4 4 0 50 325 341 4 2 0 67 280 222
Bobby's BullDozers 6 8 0 43 514 610 4 4 0 50 278 282 2 4 0 33 236 328
Jiggy Jaguars 5 9 0 36 554 626 1 6 0 14 238 313 4 3 0 57 316 313
Jim's Team 5 9 0 36 503 552 3 4 0 43 257 253 2 5 0 28 246 299


Week 14 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Ellish Elm Sprouts 82 85 96 19 101 Ellish Elm Sprouts 685 802 85 312 997
Boy Toys 55 67 82 31 86 Electric Crew 655 785 83 331 986
Electric Crew 50 65 77 20 70 Angry Accountants 640 771 83 300 940
Bobby's BullDozers 47 54 87 15 62 No Cowboys Here 636 793 80 435 1071
Jiggy Jaguars 41 57 72 34 75 Ty's Tornado 605 764 79 301 906
Smokey's Bandits 40 51 78 17 57 Jiggy Jaguars 554 710 78 355 909
Angry Accountants 37 43 86 18 55 Bobby's BullDozers 514 645 80 280 794
Jim's Team 26 32 81 13 39 Boy Toys 512 664 77 282 794
Ty's Tornado 26 58 45 37 63 Jim's Team 503 598 84 189 692
No Cowboys Here 18 21 86 10 28 Smokey's Bandits 460 672 68 405 865


Week 14 Scoring Detail
Ty's Tornado 26 Ellish Elm Sprouts 82 Bobby's BullDozers 47 No Cowboys Here 18
QB Beuerlein, Steve Car 0 QB Garcia, Jeff SF 12 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 11 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min 4
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal 6 RB Anderson, Mike Den 27 RB Faulk, Kevin NE 6 RB Fletcher, Terrell SD 6
RB James, Edgerrin Ind 0 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 9 RB Prentice, Travis Cle 0 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 0
WR Freeman, Antonio GB 6 WR Boston, David Ari 15 WR Alexander, Derrick KC 15 WR Mathis, Terance Atl 0
WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB 0 WR Carter, Cris Min 6 WR Moulds, Eric Buf 0 WR Robinson, Marcus Chi 0
WR Brown, Tim Oak 0 WR Toomer, Amani NYG 0 WR Hakim, Az-Zahir StL 0 WR Smith, Rod Den 0
K Nedney, Joe Car 10 K Elam, Jason Den 8 K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak 8 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 5
OD KC Defense KC 4 OD Ten Defense Ten 5 OD Jax Defense Jax 7 OD Was Defense Was 3
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB McNabb, Donovan Phi 6 QB George, Jeff Was 4 QB Chandler, Chris Atl 0 QB Frerotte, Gus Den 4
RB Smith, Antowain Buf 6 RB Green, Ahman GB 12 RB Davis, Terrell Den 0 RB Pittman, Michael Ari 0
WR Rice, Jerry SF 12 RB Richardson, Tony KC 0 WR Jones, Freddie SD 0 WR Schroeder, Bill GB 3
WR Glenn, Terry NE 0 WR Hayes, Donald Car 0 WR Pickens, Carl Ten 0 WR Connell, Albert Was 0
K Blanchard, Cary Ari 1 K Christie, Steve Buf 0 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 15 K Stover, Matt Bal 0
OD Oak Defense Oak 12 OD Buf Defense Buf 3 OD Atl Defense Atl 0 OD Phi Defense Phi 3
Jiggy Jaguars 41 Smokey's Bandits 40 Jim's Team 26 Boy Toys 55
QB Batch, Charlie Det 0 QB King, Shaun TB 0 QB Favre, Brett GB 4 QB Grbac, Elvis KC 19
RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 3 RB Taylor, Fred Jax 21 RB George, Eddie Ten 3 RB Watters, Ricky Sea 6
RB Anderson, Jamal Atl 0 RB Barber, Tiki NYG 0 RB Wheatley, Tyrone Oak 0 RB Davis, Stephen Was 0
WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 6 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 6 WR Green, Jacquez TB 0 WR Gonzalez, Tony KC 9
WR McCaffrey, Ed Den 0 WR Harris, Jackie Dal 0 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 0 WR Jackson, Willie NO 6
WR Owens, Terrell SF 0 WR Hilliard, Ike NYG 0 WR Wycheck, Frank Ten 0 WR Franks, Bubba GB 0
K Del Greco, Al Ten 18 K Longwell, Ryan GB 4 K Richey, Wade SF 13 K Hollis, Mike Jax 12
OD Sea Defense Sea 14 OD StL Defense StL 9 OD NYJ Defense NYJ 6 OD Ind Defense Ind 3
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Brunell, Mark Jax 10 QB Johnson, Rob Buf 0 QB Aikman, Troy Dal 0 QB Plummer, Jake Ari 8
QB Collins, Kerry NYG 0 QB McNair, Steve Ten 0 RB Fazande, Jermaine SD 0 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car 0
RB Garner, Charlie SF 6 RB Mitchell, Brian Phi 0 WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ 6 WR Anthony, Reidel TB 0
WR Engram, Bobby Chi 0 WR Ismail, Qadry Bal 0 WR Sanders, Frank Ari 0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Bal 0
K Daluiso, Brad NYG 9 K Mare, Olindo Mia 15 K Akers, David Phi 7 K Hanson, Jason Det 8
OD Mia Defense Mia 9 OD SD Defense SD 2 OD Bal Defense Bal 0 OD Car Defense Car 15
Angry Accountants 37 Electric Crew 50
QB Gannon, Rich Oak 4 QB Testaverde, Vinny NYJ 8
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 9 RB Smith, Robert Min 15
RB Stewart, James Det 6 RB Dayne, Ron NYG 0
WR Horn, Joe NO 3 WR Conway, Curtis SD 6
WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car 0 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 3
WR Holt, Torry StL 0 WR Moss, Randy Min 0
K Gramatica, Martin TB 9 K Anderson, Gary Min 6
OD Den Defense Den 6 OD TB Defense TB 12
Reserves Reserves
QB Green, Trent StL 0 QB Johnson, Brad Was 0
RB Lewis, Jamal Bal 0 QB Dilfer, Trent Bal 0
WR Jackson, Darrell Sea 6 RB Smith, Lamar Mia 9
WR Warrick, Peter Cin 0 WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia 6
K Hall, John NYJ 9 K Andersen, Morten Atl 4
OD Dal Defense Dal 3 OD NO Defense NO 1


Bank Statement
Owes Credits Balance
Ty's Tornado 61 61 0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 71 76 5
Bobby's BullDozers 51 51 0
No Cowboys Here 56 56 0
Jiggy Jaguars 51 51 0
Smokey's Bandits 76 76 0
Jim's Team 66 66 0
Boy Toys 56 56 0
Angry Accountants 61 61 0
Electric Crew 76 76 0


Week 14 Top Scores Year-to-Date Top Scores
## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points ## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
1 RB Anderson, Mike Den Ellish Elm Sprouts 27 1 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 159
2 RB Dunn, Warrick TB 21 2 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Bobby's BullDozers 144
3 RB Taylor, Fred Jax Smokey's Bandits 21 3 QB Garcia, Jeff SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 137
4 QB Grbac, Elvis KC Boy Toys 19 4 QB Grbac, Elvis KC Boy Toys 134
5 K Del Greco, Al Ten Jiggy Jaguars 18 5 K Stover, Matt Bal No Cowboys Here 122
6 WR Alexander, Derrick KC Bobby's BullDozers 15 6 OD Den Defense Den Angry Accountants 118
7 WR Boston, David Ari Ellish Elm Sprouts 15 7 OD TB Defense TB Electric Crew 118
8 K Mare, Olindo Mia Smokey's Bandits 15 8 K Gramatica, Martin TB Angry Accountants 117
9 RB Smith, Robert Min Electric Crew 15 9 QB Gannon, Rich Oak Angry Accountants 116
10 K Vinatieri, Adam NE Bobby's BullDozers 15 10 QB Warner, Kurt StL 115
11 OD Car Defense Car Boy Toys 15 11 K Nedney, Joe Car Ty's Tornado 112
12 QB Stewart, Kordell Pit 14 12 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey's Bandits 111
13 OD Sea Defense Sea Jiggy Jaguars 14 13 QB McNabb, Donovan Phi Ty's Tornado 111
14 K Richey, Wade SF Jim's Team 13 14 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 110
15 OD SF Defense SF 13 15 K Akers, David Phi Jim's Team 109
16 QB Fiedler, Jay Mia 12 16 K Longwell, Ryan GB Smokey's Bandits 106
17 QB Garcia, Jeff SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 12 17 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 105
18 RB Green, Ahman GB Ellish Elm Sprouts 12 18 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Ty's Tornado 104
19 K Hollis, Mike Jax Boy Toys 12 19 K Del Greco, Al Ten Jiggy Jaguars 103
20 WR Rice, Jerry SF Ty's Tornado 12 20 RB Smith, Robert Min Electric Crew 102


Week 14 All-Pro Team Year-to-Date All-Pro Team
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
QB Grbac, Elvis KC Boy Toys 19 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 159
RB Anderson, Mike Den Ellish Elm Sprouts 27 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 110
RB Dunn, Warrick TB 21 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Ty's Tornado 104
WR Alexander, Derrick KC Bobby's BullDozers 15 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey's Bandits 111
WR Boston, David Ari Ellish Elm Sprouts 15 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 105
WR Rice, Jerry SF Ty's Tornado 12 WR Alexander, Derrick KC Bobby's BullDozers 96
K Del Greco, Al Ten Jiggy Jaguars 18 K Stover, Matt Bal No Cowboys Here 122
OD Car Defense Car Boy Toys 15 OD Den Defense Den Angry Accountants 118

Week 14 All-Pro Free-Agent Team Week 14 Fantasy Awards
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Award Fantasy Team Points
QB Stewart, Kordell Pit 14 Highest Game Total Ellish Elm Sprouts 82
RB Dunn, Warrick TB 21 Lowest Game Total No Cowboys Here 18
RB Beasley, Fred SF 6 Best Lineup Coach Ellish Elm Sprouts 96%
WR Brown, Troy NE 9 Worst Lineup Coach Ty's Tornado 45%
WR Wilkins, Terrence Ind 9
WR Foster, Larry Det 9
K Lindell, Ryan Sea 12
OD SF Defense SF 13


Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
14 Ismail, Raghib Dal WR Injured Reserve - Deactivate Boy Toys
14 Jackson, Willie NO WR Waiver - Acquire Boy Toys