Football SMARTs Jeff's Sports Bar Tuesday, Dec 12, 2000
Copyright 1999 Week 15 Report Card
StatsWorld, Inc.

Commissioner's Comments

The Boy Toys surprised the accountants and had more fun with her toys than he did with his numbers. **The Electric Crew got shocked (and defeated) by the Bandits but it didn't change a thing in the playoff standings. ** If it were not for Monday night, NCH's Marshall Faulk had more points than the BullDozers entire team. **The Educators taught the Jaguars a lesson and put Jeff sinking liks a dropped keychain to the BOTTOM of the toilet. **The GAME OF THE SEASON... The Tornado played like a puff of bad breath until Monday night when Edgerrin James stormed up a score of 21 points, and kept the Elm Sprouts from taking the Super Bowl Playoff berth away from them. THAT was CLOSE!!! 

 

Super Bowl 1st Round Schedule 

1st Seed - No Cowboys Here will be playing 4th Seed - Ty's Tornado 

2nd Seed - Angry Accountants will be playing 3rd Seed - Electric Crew 

Post Season Payout...1st - $318, 2nd - $158, 3rd - $95, 4th - $64 

 

Toilet Bowl 1st Round Schedule ... Need Money for entry fee. ($15) Jim, Jean, Bobby, & Jeff 

1st TB seed - Boy Toys will play 4th TB seed - Jiggy Jaguars 

2nd TB seed - The Educators will play 3th TB seed - Bobby's BullDozers 

Toilet Bowl payouts... 1st - $40, 2nd - $15. 3rd - $5, 4th (gets FLUSHED) 

 

The "Nothingness Game" is Smokeys Bandits vs. Ellish Elm Sprouts 

 

Great season (for some of you) Good luck in the playoffs..... The Commish


Week 15 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Ellish Elm Sprouts 68 Bobby's BullDozers 24 Ty's Tornado at Smokey's Bandits at
Ty's Tornado 72 No Cowboys Here 59 No Cowboys Here Ellish Elm Sprouts
Jim's Team 44 Electric Crew 45 Bobby's BullDozers at Jiggy Jaguars at
Jiggy Jaguars 37 Smokey's Bandits 51 Jim's Team Boy Toys
Angry Accountants 43 Electric Crew at
Boy Toys 46 Angry Accountants


Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
No Cowboys Here 11 4 0 73 695 493 6 2 0 75 352 274 5 2 0 71 343 219
Electric Crew 9 6 0 60 700 625 3 5 0 38 364 354 6 1 0 86 336 271
Ellish Elm Sprouts 7 8 0 47 753 763 3 5 0 38 305 358 4 3 0 57 448 405
Boy Toys 7 8 0 47 558 593 4 4 0 50 276 276 3 4 0 43 282 317
Smokey's Bandits 6 9 0 40 511 604 4 4 0 50 278 313 2 5 0 28 233 291

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Angry Accountants 9 6 0 60 683 616 7 1 0 88 354 263 2 5 0 28 329 353
Ty's Tornado 9 6 0 60 677 631 4 4 0 50 325 341 5 2 0 71 352 290
Jim's Team 6 9 0 40 547 589 4 4 0 50 301 290 2 5 0 28 246 299
Bobby's BullDozers 6 9 0 40 538 669 4 4 0 50 278 282 2 5 0 28 260 387
Jiggy Jaguars 5 10 0 33 591 670 1 7 0 12 275 357 4 3 0 57 316 313


Week 15 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Ty's Tornado 72 80 90 21 93 Ellish Elm Sprouts 753 885 85 338 1091
Ellish Elm Sprouts 68 83 82 26 94 Electric Crew 700 837 84 343 1043
No Cowboys Here 59 67 88 21 80 No Cowboys Here 695 860 81 456 1151
Smokey's Bandits 51 69 74 29 80 Angry Accountants 683 823 83 320 1003
Boy Toys 46 66 70 31 77 Ty's Tornado 677 844 80 322 999
Electric Crew 45 52 87 12 57 Jiggy Jaguars 591 768 77 391 982
Jim's Team 44 57 77 19 63 Boy Toys 558 730 76 313 871
Angry Accountants 43 52 83 20 63 Jim's Team 547 655 84 208 755
Jiggy Jaguars 37 58 64 36 73 Bobby's BullDozers 538 669 80 285 823
Bobby's BullDozers 24 24 100 5 29 Smokey's Bandits 511 741 69 434 945


Week 15 Scoring Detail
Ty's Tornado 72 Ellish Elm Sprouts 68 Bobby's BullDozers 24 No Cowboys Here 59
QB McNabb, Donovan Phi 19 QB Garcia, Jeff SF 27 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 0 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min 19
RB James, Edgerrin Ind 21 RB Anderson, Mike Den 15 RB Prentice, Travis Cle 12 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 27
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal 9 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 0 RB Faulk, Kevin NE 0 RB Dunn, Warrick TB 0
WR Brown, Tim Oak 6 WR Toomer, Amani NYG 9 WR Alexander, Derrick KC 0 WR Smith, Rod Den 0
WR Rice, Jerry SF 0 WR Carter, Cris Min 6 WR Moulds, Eric Buf 0 WR Thrash, James Was 0
WR Freeman, Antonio GB 0 WR Boston, David Ari 0 WR Hakim, Az-Zahir StL 0 WR Ward, Hines Pit 0
K Nedney, Joe Car 2 K Elam, Jason Den 7 K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak 7 K Stover, Matt Bal 6
OD Oak Defense Oak 15 OD Ten Defense Ten 4 OD Jax Defense Jax 5 OD Phi Defense Phi 7
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Beuerlein, Steve Car 4 QB Warner, Kurt StL 3 QB Chandler, Chris Atl 0 QB Frerotte, Gus Den 4
RB Smith, Antowain Buf 0 RB Green, Ahman GB 15 RB Davis, Terrell Den 0 RB Pittman, Michael Ari 0
WR Glenn, Terry NE 6 RB Richardson, Tony KC 0 WR Jones, Freddie SD 0 WR Schroeder, Bill GB 0
WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB 0 WR Hayes, Donald Car 0 WR Pickens, Carl Ten 0 WR Connell, Albert Was 0
K Blanchard, Cary Ari 4 K Christie, Steve Buf 6 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 5 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 14
OD KC Defense KC 7 OD Buf Defense Buf 2 OD Atl Defense Atl 0 OD Was Defense Was 3
Jiggy Jaguars 37 Smokey's Bandits 51 Jim's Team 44 Boy Toys 46
QB Batch, Charlie Det 0 QB King, Shaun TB 0 QB Favre, Brett GB 4 QB Grbac, Elvis KC 7
RB Anderson, Jamal Atl 0 RB Taylor, Fred Jax 15 RB George, Eddie Ten 18 RB Davis, Stephen Was 6
RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 0 RB Barber, Tiki NYG 6 RB Wheatley, Tyrone Oak 6 RB Watters, Ricky Sea 0
WR Owens, Terrell SF 15 WR Hilliard, Ike NYG 6 WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ 6 WR Jackson, Willie NO 6
WR McCaffrey, Ed Den 9 WR Ismail, Qadry Bal 6 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 0 WR Gonzalez, Tony KC 6
WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 6 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 0 WR Wycheck, Frank Ten 0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Bal 0
K Del Greco, Al Ten 5 K Longwell, Ryan GB 14 K Richey, Wade SF 3 K Hollis, Mike Jax 17
OD Sea Defense Sea 2 OD StL Defense StL 4 OD Bal Defense Bal 7 OD Car Defense Car 4
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Collins, Kerry NYG 11 QB McNair, Steve Ten 16 QB Aikman, Troy Dal 0 QB Plummer, Jake Ari 0
QB Brunell, Mark Jax 8 QB Johnson, Rob Buf 0 RB Fazande, Jermaine SD 0 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car 0
RB Garner, Charlie SF 0 RB Mitchell, Brian Phi 0 WR Sanders, Frank Ari 6 WR Anthony, Reidel TB 0
WR Engram, Bobby Chi 0 WR Harris, Jackie Dal 0 WR Green, Jacquez TB 0 WR Franks, Bubba GB 0
K Daluiso, Brad NYG 12 K Mare, Olindo Mia 7 K Wilkins, Jeff StL 10 K Hanson, Jason Det 7
OD Mia Defense Mia 5 OD SD Defense SD 6 OD NYJ Defense NYJ 3 OD Ind Defense Ind 24
Angry Accountants 43 Electric Crew 45
QB Gannon, Rich Oak 8 QB Dilfer, Trent Bal 8
RB Stewart, James Det 6 RB Smith, Lamar Mia 6
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 0 RB Smith, Robert Min 0
WR Holt, Torry StL 3 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 15
WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car 3 WR Moss, Randy Min 8
WR Horn, Joe NO 3 WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia 0
K Gramatica, Martin TB 10 K Anderson, Gary Min 3
OD Den Defense Den 10 OD NO Defense NO 5
Reserves Reserves
QB Green, Trent StL 0 QB Testaverde, Vinny NYJ 0
RB Lewis, Jamal Bal 6 QB Johnson, Brad Was 0
WR Jackson, Darrell Sea 6 RB Dayne, Ron NYG 0
WR Warrick, Peter Cin 0 WR Conway, Curtis SD 0
K Hall, John NYJ 1 K Andersen, Morten Atl 0
OD Dal Defense Dal 7 OD TB Defense TB 12


Bank Statement
Owes Credits Balance
Ty's Tornado 61 61 0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 71 76 5
Bobby's BullDozers 51 51 0
No Cowboys Here 66 66 0
Jiggy Jaguars 51 51 0
Smokey's Bandits 76 76 0
Jim's Team 66 66 0
Boy Toys 56 56 0
Angry Accountants 61 61 0
Electric Crew 76 76 0


Week 15 Top Scores Year-to-Date Top Scores
## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points ## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
1 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 27 1 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 178
2 QB Garcia, Jeff SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 27 2 QB Garcia, Jeff SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 164
3 OD Ind Defense Ind Boy Toys 24 3 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Bobby's BullDozers 144
4 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Ty's Tornado 21 4 QB Grbac, Elvis KC Boy Toys 141
5 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 19 5 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 137
6 QB McNabb, Donovan Phi Ty's Tornado 19 6 QB McNabb, Donovan Phi Ty's Tornado 130
7 RB George, Eddie Ten Jim's Team 18 7 OD TB Defense TB Electric Crew 130
8 K Hollis, Mike Jax Boy Toys 17 8 K Stover, Matt Bal No Cowboys Here 128
9 QB McNair, Steve Ten Smokey's Bandits 16 9 OD Den Defense Den Angry Accountants 128
10 RB Anderson, Mike Den Ellish Elm Sprouts 15 10 K Gramatica, Martin TB Angry Accountants 127
11 RB Green, Ahman GB Ellish Elm Sprouts 15 11 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Ty's Tornado 125
12 WR Owens, Terrell SF Jiggy Jaguars 15 12 QB Gannon, Rich Oak Angry Accountants 124
13 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax Electric Crew 15 13 K Longwell, Ryan GB Smokey's Bandits 120
14 RB Taylor, Fred Jax Smokey's Bandits 15 14 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 118
15 OD Oak Defense Oak Ty's Tornado 15 15 K Akers, David Phi 114
16 K Longwell, Ryan GB Smokey's Bandits 14 16 K Nedney, Joe Car Ty's Tornado 114
17 K Seder, Tim Dal 14 17 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 113
18 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind No Cowboys Here 14 18 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey's Bandits 111
19 RB Allen, James Chi 12 19 K Del Greco, Al Ten Jiggy Jaguars 108
20 K Daluiso, Brad NYG Jiggy Jaguars 12 20 K Hollis, Mike Jax Boy Toys 107


Week 15 All-Pro Team Year-to-Date All-Pro Team
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
QB Garcia, Jeff SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 27 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 178
RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 27 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 137
RB James, Edgerrin Ind Ty's Tornado 21 RB James, Edgerrin Ind Ty's Tornado 125
WR Owens, Terrell SF Jiggy Jaguars 15 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 113
WR Smith, Jimmy Jax Electric Crew 15 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey's Bandits 111
WR Dawkins, Sean Sea 12 WR Owens, Terrell SF Jiggy Jaguars 98
K Hollis, Mike Jax Boy Toys 17 K Stover, Matt Bal No Cowboys Here 128
OD Ind Defense Ind Boy Toys 24 OD TB Defense TB Electric Crew 130

Week 15 All-Pro Free-Agent Team Week 15 Fantasy Awards
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Award Fantasy Team Points
QB Kitna, Jon Sea 12 Highest Game Total Ty's Tornado 72
RB Allen, James Chi 12 Lowest Game Total Bobby's BullDozers 24
RB Allen, Terry NO 8 Best Lineup Coach Bobby's BullDozers 100%
WR Dawkins, Sean Sea 12 Worst Lineup Coach Jiggy Jaguars 64%
WR Johnson, Charles Phi 12
WR Small, Torrance Phi 12
K Seder, Tim Dal 14
OD Cle Defense Cle 7


Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
15 Warner, Kurt StL QB Injured Reserve - Activate Ellish Elm Sprouts
15 George, Jeff Was QB Waiver - Release Ellish Elm Sprouts
15 Robinson, Marcus Chi WR Injured Reserve - Deactivate No Cowboys Here
15 Thrash, James Was WR Waiver - Acquire No Cowboys Here
15 Fletcher, Terrell SD RB Waiver - Release No Cowboys Here
15 Dunn, Warrick TB RB Waiver - Acquire No Cowboys Here
15 Mathis, Terance Atl WR Waiver - Release No Cowboys Here
15 Ward, Hines Pit WR Waiver - Acquire No Cowboys Here
15 Wilkins, Jeff StL K Injured Reserve - Activate Jim's Team
15 Akers, David Phi K Waiver - Release Jim's Team