Football SMARTs Jeff's Sports Bar Tuesday, Dec 19, 2000
Copyright 1999 Round One Report Card
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Commissioner's Comments

Super Bowl contenders are selected. No Cowboys here scored a season high of 94 points to defeat Ty's Tornado and take a trip to the Super bowl. Culpepper -25, Warrick Dunn - 27, Marshall Faulk - 24... WOW!!! The Angry Accountants scored 59 points and ousted the Electric Crew to prepare for their trip to the SB. Ty and Bill will be playing for third and forth place. 

 

The Jaguars and the Educators are playing in the Toiled Bowl while Bobby and Jean are playing to see who gets flushed. 

 

The Nothingness game was... well... NOTHING!! 

 

Happy Birthday Commish!!!

 

Good luck all for the FINAL WEEK!!! 

The Commish

Playoffs Round one Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Ty's Tornado 43 Smokey's Bandits 34 Electric Crew at Ellish Elm Sprouts at
No Cowboys Here 94 Ellish Elm Sprouts 37 Ty's Tornado Smokey's Bandits
Bobby's BullDozers 34 Jiggy Jaguars 24 Bobby's BullDozers at Angry Accountants at
Jim's Team 35 Boy Toys 20 Boy Toys No Cowboys Here
Electric Crew 36 Jim's Team at
Angry Accountants 59 Jiggy Jaguars

Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
No Cowboys Here 1 0 0 100 94 43 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 100 94 43
Ellish Elm Sprouts 1 0 0 100 37 34 1 0 0 100 37 34 0 0 0 0 0 0
Electric Crew 0 1 0 0 36 59 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 36 59
Smokey's Bandits 0 1 0 0 34 37 0 1 0 0 34 37 0 0 0 0 0 0
Boy Toys 0 1 0 0 20 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 20 24

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Angry Accountants 1 0 0 100 59 36 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 100 59 36
Jim's Team 1 0 0 100 35 34 1 0 0 100 35 34 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jiggy Jaguars 1 0 0 100 24 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 100 24 20
Ty's Tornado 0 1 0 0 43 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 43 94
Bobby's BullDozers 0 1 0 0 34 35 0 1 0 0 34 35 0 0 0 0 0 0


Week 16 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
No Cowboys Here 94 95 99 8 102 No Cowboys Here 94 95 99 8 102
Angry Accountants 59 62 95 12 71 Angry Accountants 59 62 95 12 71
Ty's Tornado 43 49 88 10 53 Ty's Tornado 43 49 88 10 53
Ellish Elm Sprouts 37 53 70 29 66 Ellish Elm Sprouts 37 53 70 29 66
Electric Crew 36 45 80 15 51 Electric Crew 36 45 80 15 51
Jim's Team 35 53 66 29 64 Jim's Team 35 53 66 29 64
Smokey's Bandits 34 50 68 27 61 Smokey's Bandits 34 50 68 27 61
Bobby's BullDozers 34 35 97 15 49 Bobby's BullDozers 34 35 97 15 49
Jiggy Jaguars 24 28 86 16 40 Jiggy Jaguars 24 28 86 16 40
Boy Toys 20 26 77 15 35 Boy Toys 20 26 77 15 35


Week 16 Scoring Detail
Ty's Tornado 43 Ellish Elm Sprouts 37 Bobby's BullDozers 34 No Cowboys Here 94
QB Beuerlein, Steve Car 8 QB Garcia, Jeff SF 11 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 14 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min 25
RB Smith, Emmitt Dal 6 RB Green, Ahman GB 9 RB Faulk, Kevin NE 6 RB Dunn, Warrick TB 27
RB James, Edgerrin Ind 3 RB Anderson, Mike Den 0 RB Prentice, Travis Cle 0 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 24
WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB 15 WR Carter, Cris Min 6 WR Alexander, Derrick KC 0 WR Schroeder, Bill GB 6
WR Rice, Jerry SF 0 WR Toomer, Amani NYG 6 WR Moulds, Eric Buf 0 WR Smith, Rod Den 3
WR Brown, Tim Oak 0 WR Boston, David Ari 0 WR Hakim, Az-Zahir StL 0 WR Thrash, James Was 0
K Nedney, Joe Car 6 K Elam, Jason Den 1 K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak 6 K Stover, Matt Bal 7
OD Oak Defense Oak 5 OD Ten Defense Ten 4 OD Jax Defense Jax 8 OD Was Defense Was 2
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB McNabb, Donovan Phi 0 QB Warner, Kurt StL 15 QB Chandler, Chris Atl 0 QB Frerotte, Gus Den 0
RB Smith, Antowain Buf 0 RB Richardson, Tony KC 9 RB Davis, Terrell Den 0 RB Pittman, Michael Ari 0
WR Freeman, Antonio GB 6 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 0 WR Jones, Freddie SD 0 WR Ward, Hines Pit 0
WR Glenn, Terry NE 0 WR Hayes, Donald Car 0 WR Pickens, Carl Ten 0 WR Connell, Albert Was 0
K Blanchard, Cary Ari 1 K Christie, Steve Buf 4 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 7 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 8
OD KC Defense KC 3 OD Buf Defense Buf 1 OD Atl Defense Atl 8 OD Phi Defense Phi 0
Jiggy Jaguars 24 Smokey's Bandits 34 Jim's Team 35 Boy Toys 20
QB Batch, Charlie Det 0 QB McNair, Steve Ten 0 QB Brooks, Aaron NO 0 QB Grbac, Elvis KC 0
RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 3 RB Taylor, Fred Jax 9 RB George, Eddie Ten 21 RB Watters, Ricky Sea 3
RB Anderson, Jamal Atl 0 RB Barber, Tiki NYG 6 RB Wheatley, Tyrone Oak 3 RB Davis, Stephen Was 0
WR Owens, Terrell SF 9 WR Ismail, Qadry Bal 0 WR Crowell, Germane Det 0 WR Jackson, Willie NO 0
WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 0 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 0 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Bal 0
WR McCaffrey, Ed Den 0 WR Hilliard, Ike NYG 0 WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ 0 WR Gonzalez, Tony KC 0
K Del Greco, Al Ten 6 K Longwell, Ryan GB 15 K Richey, Wade SF 5 K Hollis, Mike Jax 2
OD Sea Defense Sea 6 OD StL Defense StL 4 OD Bal Defense Bal 6 OD Car Defense Car 15
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Collins, Kerry NYG 4 QB King, Shaun TB 8 QB Favre, Brett GB 12 QB Plummer, Jake Ari 4
QB Brunell, Mark Jax 4 QB Johnson, Rob Buf 0 RB Fazande, Jermaine SD 0 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car 0
RB Garner, Charlie SF 0 RB Mitchell, Brian Phi 0 WR Sanders, Frank Ari 6 WR Anthony, Reidel TB 0
WR Engram, Bobby Chi 0 WR Harris, Jackie Dal 0 WR Wycheck, Frank Ten 0 WR Franks, Bubba GB 0
K Daluiso, Brad NYG 5 K Mare, Olindo Mia 7 K Wilkins, Jeff StL 5 K Hanson, Jason Det 4
OD Mia Defense Mia 3 OD SD Defense SD 12 OD NYJ Defense NYJ 6 OD Ind Defense Ind 7
Angry Accountants 59 Electric Crew 36
QB Gannon, Rich Oak 4 QB Dilfer, Trent Bal 0
RB Lewis, Jamal Bal 9 RB Smith, Lamar Mia 6
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 6 RB Smith, Robert Min 0
WR Holt, Torry StL 15 WR Moss, Randy Min 15
WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car 6 WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 6
WR Horn, Joe NO 3 WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia 0
K Gramatica, Martin TB 8 K Anderson, Gary Min 4
OD Den Defense Den 8 OD TB Defense TB 5
Reserves Reserves
QB Green, Trent StL 0 QB Testaverde, Vinny NYJ 0
RB Stewart, James Det 3 QB Johnson, Brad Was 0
WR Jackson, Darrell Sea 6 RB Dayne, Ron NYG 0
WR Warrick, Peter Cin 0 WR Conway, Curtis SD 0
K Hall, John NYJ 1 K Andersen, Morten Atl 1
OD Dal Defense Dal 2 OD NO Defense NO 14


Bank Statement
Owes Credits Balance
Ty's Tornado 61 61 0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 71 76 5
Bobby's BullDozers 51 51 0
No Cowboys Here 66 66 0
Jiggy Jaguars 51 51 0
Smokey's Bandits 76 76 0
Jim's Team 66 66 0
Boy Toys 56 56 0
Angry Accountants 61 61 0
Electric Crew 76 76 0


Week 16 Top Scores Year-to-Date Top Scores
## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points ## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
1 RB Dunn, Warrick TB No Cowboys Here 27 1 RB Dunn, Warrick TB No Cowboys Here 27
2 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 25 2 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 25
3 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 24 3 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 24
4 RB George, Eddie Ten Jim's Team 21 4 RB George, Eddie Ten Jim's Team 21
5 WR Holt, Torry StL Angry Accountants 15 5 WR Holt, Torry StL Angry Accountants 15
6 WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB Ty's Tornado 15 6 WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB Ty's Tornado 15
7 K Longwell, Ryan GB Smokey's Bandits 15 7 K Longwell, Ryan GB Smokey's Bandits 15
8 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 15 8 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 15
9 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 15 9 QB Warner, Kurt StL Ellish Elm Sprouts 15
10 OD Car Defense Car Boy Toys 15 10 OD Car Defense Car Boy Toys 15
11 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Bobby's BullDozers 14 11 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Bobby's BullDozers 14
12 OD Pit Defense Pit 14 12 OD Pit Defense Pit 14
13 OD NO Defense NO Electric Crew 14 13 OD NO Defense NO Electric Crew 14
14 QB Favre, Brett GB Jim's Team 12 14 QB Favre, Brett GB Jim's Team 12
15 RB Huntley, Richard Pit 12 15 RB Huntley, Richard Pit 12
16 RB Jordan, Randy Oak 12 16 RB Jordan, Randy Oak 12
17 WR Pollard, Marcus Ind 12 17 WR Pollard, Marcus Ind 12
18 OD SD Defense SD Smokey's Bandits 12 18 OD SD Defense SD Smokey's Bandits 12
19 K Brien, Doug NO 11 19 K Brien, Doug NO 11
20 QB Garcia, Jeff SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 11 20 QB Garcia, Jeff SF Ellish Elm Sprouts 11


Week 16 All-Pro Team Year-to-Date All-Pro Team
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 25 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min No Cowboys Here 25
RB Dunn, Warrick TB No Cowboys Here 27 RB Dunn, Warrick TB No Cowboys Here 27
RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 24 RB Faulk, Marshall StL No Cowboys Here 24
WR Holt, Torry StL Angry Accountants 15 WR Holt, Torry StL Angry Accountants 15
WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB Ty's Tornado 15 WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB Ty's Tornado 15
WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 15 WR Moss, Randy Min Electric Crew 15
K Longwell, Ryan GB Smokey's Bandits 15 K Longwell, Ryan GB Smokey's Bandits 15
OD Car Defense Car Boy Toys 15 OD Car Defense Car Boy Toys 15

Week 16 All-Pro Free-Agent Team Week 16 Fantasy Awards
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Award Fantasy Team Points
QB Kitna, Jon Sea 8 Highest Game Total No Cowboys Here 94
RB Huntley, Richard Pit 12 Lowest Game Total Boy Toys 20
RB Jordan, Randy Oak 12 Best Lineup Coach No Cowboys Here 99%
WR Pollard, Marcus Ind 12 Worst Lineup Coach Jim's Team 66%
WR Clark, Greg SF 6
WR Heiden, Steve SD 6
K Brien, Doug NO 11
OD Pit Defense Pit 14


Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
16 Crowell, Germane Det WR Injured Reserve - Activate Jim's Team
16 Green, Jacquez TB WR Waiver - Release Jim's Team
16 Aikman, Troy Dal QB Injured Reserve - Deactivate Jim's Team
16 Brooks, Aaron NO QB Waiver - Acquire Jim's Team