Football SMARTs Smokeys Fantasy League Tuesday, Oct 9, 2001
Copyright 2001 Week 4 Report Card
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Week 4 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Angry Accountants 46 Bobby's BullDozers 38 Barker Barking Dogs at Educators at
Keggers 35 Barker Barking Dogs 36 Angry Accountants Smokey Spot
Electric Crew 20 Smokey Spot 64 Sweet Meat at Ellish Elm Sprouts at
Educators 33 Ellish Elm Sprouts 32 Electric Crew Bobby's BullDozers
Jewmacians 22 Jewmacians at
Sweet Meat 29 Keggers


Commissioner's Comments
Welcome to week 4 results. We now have no one that is undefeated. The Keggers finally stumbled for a loss to the Angry Accountants in a 46-35 match. I guess we could say he did a Mikie Bob.!! The Smokey Spot had the Highest score this week as he defeated the Elm Sprouts 64-32... Double in score and double in height... seems 'bout right. Smokey had the only perfect coaching performance this week. The Educators defeated the Electric Crew 33-20 keeping the Crew the only team that hasn't won a game yet. He has the talent on his team, he just cant get the ones that he puts on the field to perform. The BullDozers barely pulled out the win as they beat the Barker Barking Dogs 38-36. Sweet Meat pulled off his second win when he won willingly while writers watched and waited to wail out the winning score - 29-22 over the Jewmaicans. (Lets hear you say THAT 3 times) 

I am a little Ellish with the puns today so I'll wrap up this week's comments with a VERY important and serious message. NEVER take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night. (I got this tip from a man who spoke with experience.) Please learn from other peoples mistakes. (Translated.. that means I am a little"short" with puns today) 

Good Luck in Week 5 

The Commish


Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Keggers 3 1 0 75 211 165 2 1 0 67 157 129 1 0 0 100 54 36
Angry Accountants 3 1 0 75 184 155 3 1 0 75 184 155 0 0 0 0 0 0
Educators 2 2 0 50 153 170 2 2 0 50 153 170 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sweet Meat 2 2 0 50 105 114 1 1 0 50 52 66 1 1 0 50 53 48
Electric Crew 0 4 0 0 129 163 0 3 0 0 98 124 0 1 0 0 31 39

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Smokey Spot 3 1 0 75 175 137 3 1 0 75 175 137 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bobby's BullDozers 3 1 0 75 150 136 2 0 0 100 88 58 1 1 0 50 62 78
Ellish Elm Sprouts 2 2 0 50 166 157 1 2 0 33 127 126 1 0 0 100 39 31
Barker Barking Dogs 1 3 0 25 124 158 1 3 0 25 124 158 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jewmacians 1 3 0 25 109 151 1 2 0 33 87 122 0 1 0 0 22 29


Week 4 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Smokey Spot 64 64 100 4 68 Keggers 211 223 95 58 269
Angry Accountants 46 63 73 33 79 Angry Accountants 184 235 78 96 280
Bobby's BullDozers 38 42 90 5 43 Smokey Spot 175 188 93 39 214
Barker Barking Dogs 36 53 68 29 65 Ellish Elm Sprouts 166 204 81 81 247
Keggers 35 41 85 12 47 Educators 153 201 76 99 252
Educators 33 53 62 35 68 Bobby's BullDozers 150 179 84 58 208
Ellish Elm Sprouts 32 56 57 32 64 Electric Crew 129 159 81 58 187
Sweet Meat 29 36 81 20 49 Barker Barking Dogs 124 165 75 76 200
Jewmacians 22 26 85 13 35 Jewmacians 109 151 72 100 209
Electric Crew 20 22 91 9 29 Sweet Meat 105 129 81 76 181


Week 4 Scoring Detail
Angry Accountants 46 Barker Barking Dog 36 Educators 33 Smokey Spot 64
QB Brooks, Aaron NO 0 QB Garcia, Jeff SF 14 QB Collins, Kerry NYG 4 QB Warner, Kurt StL 12
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 15 RB Wheatley, Tyrone Oak 12 RB Smith, Antowain NE 6 RB Anderson, Mike Den 15
RB Stewart, James Det 0 RB Bennett, Michael Min 0 RB Dayne, Ron NYG 0 RB Garner, Charlie Oak 0
WR Schroeder, Bill GB 15 WR Rice, Jerry Oak 6 WR Smith, Rod Den 9 WR Brown, Tim Oak 3
WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 0 WR Thrash, James Phi 0 WR Jackson, Willie NO 0 WR Scott, Darnay Cin 0
WR Taylor, Travis Bal 0 WR Streets, Tai SF 0 WR Mathis, Terance Atl 0 WR Franks, Bubba GB 0
K Anderson, Gary Min 1 K Nedney, Joe Ten 1 K Cortez, Jose SF 6 K Carney, John NO 19
OD StL Defense StL 15 OD Pit Defense Pit 3 OD Den Defense Den 8 OD NO Defense NO 15
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Grbac, Elvis Bal 8 QB Plummer, Jake Ari 8 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min 13 QB Couch, Tim Cle 4
RB James, Edgerrin Ind 0 RB Smith, Emmitt Dal 0 RB Smith, Lamar Mia 9 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 0
WR Mason, Derrick Ten 0 WR Moss, Randy Min 6 RB Martin, Cecil Phi 0 WR Pathon, Jerome Ind 0
WR Brown, Troy NE 0 WR Alexander, Derrick KC 0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Bal 0 WR Boston, David Ari 0
K Lindell, Rian Sea 6 K Akers, David Phi 8 K Stover, Matt Bal 8 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 0
OD NYJ Defense NYJ 19 OD Ten Defense Ten 7 OD Sea Defense Sea 5 OD Buf Defense Buf 0
Electric Crew 20 Ellish Elm Sprouts 32 Sweet Meat 29 Jewmacians 22
QB Chandler, Chris Atl 0 QB Fiedler, Jay Mia 4 QB Gannon, Rich Oak 4 QB Griese, Brian Den 4
RB Faulk, Marshall StL 6 RB Williams, Ricky NO 9 RB Jackson, James Cle 6 RB Buckhalter, Correll Phi 3
RB Green, Ahman GB 0 RB Hearst, Garrison SF 0 RB Mack, Stacey Jax 0 RB George, Eddie Ten 0
WR Freeman, Antonio GB 0 WR Robinson, Marcus Chi 9 WR Holt, Torry StL 6 WR Horn, Joe NO 0
WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia 0 WR Johnson, Kevin Cle 6 WR Kennison, Eddie Den 0 WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car 0
WR Bruce, Isaac StL 0 WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 0 WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB 0 WR Toomer, Amani NYG 0
K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak 4 K Gramatica, Martin TB 2 K Hollis, Mike Jax 9 K Richey, Wade SD 10
OD TB Defense TB 10 OD Phi Defense Phi 2 OD Jax Defense Jax 4 OD Bal Defense Bal 5
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Johnson, Brad TB 0 QB Brunell, Mark Jax 4 QB Green, Trent KC 0 QB Flutie, Doug SD 0
RB Barber, Tiki NYG 0 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 0 RB Biakabutuka, Tim Car 0 RB Henry, Travis Buf 3
WR Moore, Rob Ari 0 RB Allen, Terry Bal 9 RB Goings, Nick Car 0 RB Staley, Duce Phi 0
WR Jackson, Darrell Sea 0 WR Westbrook, Michael Was 0 WR Warrick, Peter Cin 0 WR Robinson, Koren Sea 0
K Hall, John NYJ 6 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 4 K Mare, Olindo Mia 12 K Longwell, Ryan GB 4
OD KC Defense KC 3 OD NYG Defense NYG 15 OD Car Defense Car 8 OD GB Defense GB 6
Keggers 35 Bobby's BullDozers 38
QB McNabb, Donovan Phi 8 QB Favre, Brett GB 8
RB Tomlinson, LaDainian SD 9 RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 3
RB Smith, Maurice Atl 0 RB Davis, Stephen Was 0
WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ 0 WR Owens, Terrell SF 15
WR Stokes, J.J. SF 0 WR Gonzalez, Tony KC 3
WR Carter, Cris Min 0 WR Conway, Curtis SD 0
K Wilkins, Jeff StL 5 K Elam, Jason Den 8
OD Mia Defense Mia 13 OD Oak Defense