Football SMARTs Smokeys Fantasy League Tuesday, Oct 16, 2001
Copyright 2001 Week 5 Report Card
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Week 5 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Barker Barking Dogs 56 Educators 50 Angry Accountants at Electric Crew at
Angry Accountants 37 Smokey Spot 31 Smokey Spot Barker Barking Dogs
Sweet Meat 40 Ellish Elm Sprouts 53 Educators at Keggers at
Electric Crew 29 Bobby's BullDozers 63 Ellish Elm Sprouts Sweet Meat
Jewmacians 26 Jewmacians at
Keggers 54 Bobby's BullDozers


Commissioner's Comments
Let's Start out with a little business. We seem to have a few more traveling type of team owners in our league this year and the question has been posed to me... Why do we have to have line ups in on Friday for Sunday games? ??? Good Question! Why DO we have our lineups in on Friday for Sunday games... instead of Saturday? Would anyone like it changed to Saturday @ 8:00 for Sunday games? Should this wait until the pre draft meeting next season? I would like some feedback here. I would rather have a definite answer like yeah or nay instead of "I don't care". How about some comments. 

The Electric Crew remain un-winning as they are trampled by the Sweet Meat in a 40-29 bout. The Smokey Spot is taught another lesson by the Educators as the teach takes the game 50-31. The Jewmacians are defeated by the Keggers 54-26 and the beer boys didn't even need his QB or his Harrison to win. (But they did sweeten the pot). The Barker Barking Dogs have something to bark about these days... they shredded the Angry Accountants 56-37. He also had 100% coaching. The Elm Sprouts had a very respectable score of 53 but the BullDozers plowed to the lead in the Bottom division (4-1) by defeating the Elm sprouts. 63-53. His star for the week was Terrell Owens with a smashing 27 points. 

There ARE a few unanswered questions... like... How long will it be before Bill wins a game? Who will be joining Bill and Jeff in the Toilet Bowl? Will the Accountants get put out of the Super Bowl this year? Will we have blank lineup sheets this week? Answers to these questions and many more in the coming weeks. Week 6 AND Week 7 have Thursday Games. Lineups must be in by Wednesday night at 8:00. 

Good luck in Week 6. 

The Commish


Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Keggers 4 1 0 80 265 191 2 1 0 67 157 129 2 0 0 100 108 62
Angry Accountants 3 2 0 60 221 211 3 1 0 75 184 155 0 1 0 0 37 56
Educators 3 2 0 60 203 201 2 2 0 50 153 170 1 0 0 100 50 31
Sweet Meat 3 2 0 60 145 143 2 1 0 67 92 95 1 1 0 50 53 48
Electric Crew 0 5 0 0 158 203 0 4 0 0 127 164 0 1 0 0 31 39

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Bobby's BullDozers 4 1 0 80 213 189 3 0 0 100 151 111 1 1 0 50 62 78
Smokey Spot 3 2 0 60 206 187 3 1 0 75 175 137 0 1 0 0 31 50
Ellish Elm Sprouts 2 3 0 40 219 220 1 3 0 25 180 189 1 0 0 100 39 31
Barking Dogs 2 3 0 40 180 195 1 3 0 25 124 158 1 0 0 100 56 37
Jewmacians 1 4 0 20 135 205 1 2 0 33 87 122 0 2 0 0 48 83


Week 5 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Bobby's BullDozers 63 84 75 46 109 Keggers 265 287 92 86 351
Barker Barking Dogs 56 56 100 6 62 Angry Accountants 221 286 77 129 350
Keggers 54 64 84 28 82 Ellish Elm Sprouts 219 257 85 89 308
Ellish Elm Sprouts 53 53 100 8 61 Bobby's BullDozers 213 263 81 104 317
Educators 50 59 85 33 83 Smokey Spot 206 233 88 62 268
Sweet Meat 40 50 80 10 50 Educators 203 260 78 132 335
Angry Accountants 37 51 73 33 70 Barker Barking Dogs 180 221 81 82 262
Smokey Spot 31 45 69 23 54 Electric Crew 158 202 78 87 245
Electric Crew 29 43 67 29 58 Sweet Meat 145 179 81 86 231
Jewmacians 26 27 96 16 42 Jewmacians 135 178 76 116 251


Week 5 Scoring Detail
Angry Accountants 37 Barker Barking Dog 56 Educators 50 Smokey Spot 31
QB Grbac, Elvis Bal 4 QB Garcia, Jeff SF 25 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min 16 QB Warner, Kurt StL 3
RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 9 RB Wheatley, Tyrone Oak 6 RB Smith, Antowain NE 6 RB Garner, Charlie Oak 0
RB James, Edgerrin Ind 3 RB Smith, Emmitt Dal 3 RB Smith, Lamar Mia 6 RB Anderson, Mike Den 0
WR Taylor, Travis Bal 6 WR Rice, Jerry Oak 0 WR Smith, Rod Den 6 WR Franks, Bubba GB 12
WR Schroeder, Bill GB 0 WR Alexander, Derrick KC 0 WR Mathis, Terance Atl 0 WR Brown, Tim Oak 3
WR Mason, Derrick Ten 0 WR Moss, Randy Min 0 WR Jackson, Willie NO 0 WR Booker, Marty Chi 0
K Lindell, Rian Sea 10 K Nedney, Joe Ten 11 K Cortez, Jose SF 7 K Carney, John NO 9
OD StL Defense StL 5 OD Pit Defense Pit 11 OD Den Defense Den 9 OD NO Defense NO 4
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Brooks, Aaron NO 8 QB Plummer, Jake Ari 4 QB Collins, Kerry NYG 4 QB Couch, Tim Cle 8
RB Stewart, James Det 9 RB Bennett, Michael Min 0 RB Dayne, Ron NYG 6 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 9
WR Brown, Troy NE 3 WR Streets, Tai SF 0 RB Martin, Cecil Phi 0 WR Boston, David Ari 0
WR Smith, Jimmy Jax 0 WR Thrash, James Phi 0 WR Sharpe, Shannon Bal 0 WR Pathon, Jerome Ind 0
K Anderson, Gary Min 7 K Akers, David Phi 0 K Stover, Matt Bal 5 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 6
OD NYJ Defense NYJ 6 OD Ten Defense Ten 2 OD Sea Defense Sea 18 OD Buf Defense Buf 0
Electric Crew 29 Ellish Elm Sprouts 53 Sweet Meat 40 Jewmacians 26
QB Chandler, Chris Atl 9 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 8 QB Gannon, Rich Oak 0 QB Griese, Brian Den 8
RB Green, Ahman GB 6 RB Williams, Ricky NO 9 RB Alexander, Shaun Sea 21 RB George, Eddie Ten 6
RB Faulk, Marshall StL 0 RB Allen, Terry Bal 0 RB Jackson, James Cle 0 RB Pittman, Michael Ari 0
WR Gadsden, Oronde Mia 0 WR Johnson, Kevin Cle 9 WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB 3 WR Muhammad, Muhsin Car 0
WR Bruce, Isaac StL 0 WR Westbrook, Michael Was 6 WR Holt, Torry StL 0 WR Horn, Joe NO 0
WR Jackson, Darrell Sea 0 WR Robinson, Marcus Chi 0 WR Warrick, Peter Cin 0 WR Toomer, Amani NYG 0
K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak 11 K Vinatieri, Adam NE 11 K Mare, Olindo Mia 5 K Richey, Wade SD 8
OD TB Defense TB 3 OD NYG Defense NYG 10 OD Car Defense Car 11 OD Bal Defense Bal 4
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Johnson, Brad TB 12 QB Fiedler, Jay Mia 4 QB Green, Trent KC 1 QB Flutie, Doug SD 4
RB Barber, Tiki NYG 0 QB Brunell, Mark Jax 0 RB Mack, Stacey Jax 0 RB Buckhalter, Correll Phi 0
WR Freeman, Antonio GB 9 RB Hearst, Garrison SF 0 RB Goings, Nick Car 0 RB Henry, Travis Buf 0
WR Moore, Rob Ari 0 WR McCardell, Keenan Jax 0 WR Glenn, Terry NE 9 WR Ismail, Qadry Bal 0
K Hall, John NYJ 3 K Gramatica, Martin TB 4 K Hollis, Mike Jax 0 K Longwell, Ryan GB 7
OD KC Defense KC 5 OD Phi Defense Phi 0 OD Jax Defense Jax 0 OD GB Defense GB 5
Keggers 54 Bobby's BullDozers 63
QB Weinke, Chris Car 8 QB Favre, Brett GB 15
RB Tomlinson, LaDainian SD 6 RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 3
RB Smith, Maurice Atl 6 RB Davis, Stephen Was 0
WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 12 WR Owens, Terrell SF 27
WR Carter, Cris Min 9 WR Conway, Curtis SD 3
WR Chrebet, Wayne NYJ 0 WR Gonzalez, Tony KC 2
K Wilkins, Jeff StL 9 K Elam, Jason Den 3
OD Ind Defense Ind 4 OD SD Defense SD 10
Reserves Reserves
QB McNabb, Donovan Phi 0 QB McNair, Steve Ten 11
RB Holmes, Priest KC 15 RB Barlow, Kevan SF 6
RB Alstott, Mike