Football SMARTs Smokey's Fantasy League (SFL) Tuesday, Sep 23, 2003
Copyright 2003 Week 3 Report Card
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Week 3 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Angry Accountants 29   Cowboys 28   Team S.M.T.M at Bobby's BullDozers at
Ellish Elm Sprouts 23   Brad's Bombers 32   Angry Accountants Cowboys
Educators 22   Keg's Killers 38   Keg's Killers at Smokey Spot at
Smokey Spot 38   Team S.M.T.M 37   Educators Sweet Meat
Sweet Meat 28         Ellish Elm Sprouts at  
Bobby's BullDozers 17 Brad's Bombers


Commissioner's Comments
Welcome to the Week 3 report.! Where the pen is mightier than the s word..

Manager Bass says "The secret is in the sauce" as he parades his team, Sweet Meat, around like they were the blue ribbon winners at the county fair. The Meat stopped the BullDozers in their tracks with a 28-17 victory. Bobby left Collins on the bench who scored 16 points. *** Brad's Bombers rounded up the Cowboys like it was Little Big Horn, leaving the Cowboys with a 0-3 record closing the game at 32-28. A tough game for the Cowboys this week as they played without a defense and leave their quarterback who scored on the bench. *** The Band finally plays a victory song for Keg's Killers when they squeaked by SMTM with a 38-37 victory. Keith said "1 point or 30 points, a win is a win". As the Killers were taunting the Team after the game, the Commish said "Stop Makin' Them Mad - they play sweet revenge." *** Going into Monday Nite, the Elm Sprouts were short 6 points, but had Rod Smith for all the beans. Too bad for them, Smith got ejected for punching a ref., and Ellish is still short.  The Accountants remain on top and undefeated with a score of 29-23. *** All the Educators needed was for Rich Gannon to throw 4 touchdowns to tie the Smokey Spot and 5 to win... Gannon choked and couldn't "throw up", even if you stuck your finger down his throat. The Smokey Spot wins the game 38-22.

Just some food for thought... Scoring players help the team only when they are not on the bench. Congrats to the three coaches with 100% coaching. Good luck to all in Week 4

The Commish



Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Angry Accountants 3 0 0 100 103 67 3 0 0 100 103 67 0 0 0 0 0 0
Team S.M.T.M 1 2 0 33 119 115 1 1 0 50 82 77 0 1 0 0 37 38
Brad's Bombers 1 2 0 33 92 102 1 2 0 33 92 102 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ellish Elm Sprouts 1 2 0 33 88 103 1 1 0 50 57 62 0 1 0 0 31 41
Cowboys 0 3 0 0 73 108 0 2 0 0 55 81 0 1 0 0 18 27

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Sweet Meat 3 0 0 100 146 106 3 0 0 100 146 106 0 0 0 0 0 0
Smokey Spot 3 0 0 100 106 71 1 0 0 100 38 22 2 0 0 100 68 49
Bobby's BullDozers 2 1 0 67 132 92 2 1 0 67 132 92 0 0 0 0 0 0
Keg's Killers 1 2 0 33 143 168 0 2 0 0 105 131 1 0 0 100 38 37
Educators 0 3 0 0 70 140 0 3 0 0 70 140 0 0 0 0 0 0


Week 3 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Smokey Spot 38 41 93 12 50 Sweet Meat 146 188 78 84 230
Keg's Killers 38 38 100 11 49 Keg's Killers 143 160 89 50 193
Team S.M.T.M 37 43 86 18 55 Bobby's BullDozers 132 171 77 79 211
Brad's Bombers 32 47 68 32 64 Team S.M.T.M 119 161 74 76 195
Angry Accountants 29 30 97 7 36 Smokey Spot 106 128 83 61 167
Cowboys 28 36 78 12 40 Angry Accountants 103 120 86 43 146
Sweet Meat 28 47 60 33 61 Brad's Bombers 92 141 65 90 182
Ellish Elm Sprouts 23 23 100 14 37 Ellish Elm Sprouts 88 110 80 60 148
Educators 22 22 100 2 24 Cowboys 73 125 58 86 159
Bobby's BullDozers 17 33 52 23 40 Educators 70 116 60 68 138


Week 3 Scoring Detail
Angry Accountants 29 Cowboys 28 Educators 22 Smokey Spot 38
QB Fiedler, Jay Mia 4 QB Bledsoe, Drew Buf 0 QB Gannon, Rich Oak 0 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min 12
RB Tomlinson, LaDain SD 9 RB Duckett, T.J. Atl 0 RB McAllister, Deuce NO 0 RB Barber, Tiki NYG 3
RB Green, Ahman GB 0 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 0 RB Zereoue, Amos Pit 0 RB Mack, Stacey Hou 0
WR Boston, David SD 0 WR Johnson, Andre Hou 15 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 6 WR Horn, Joe NO 0
WR Moss, Santana NYJ 0 WR Robinson, Koren Sea 6 WR Johnson, Kevin Cle 3 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 0
WR Boldin, Anquan Ari 0 WR Brown, Troy NE 0 WR Burress, Plaxico Pit 0 WR Taylor, Travis Bal 0
K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 11 K Gramatica, Martin TB 7 K Brown, Josh Sea 6 K Stover, Matt Bal 6
OD Pit Defense Pit 5 OD Car Defense Car 0 OD NE Defense NE 7 OD KC Defense KC 17
Reserves   Reserves   Reserves   Reserves  
QB Harrington, Joey Det 0 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 8 QB Brees, Drew SD 0 QB Testaverde, Vinny NYJ 4
RB Staley, Duce Phi 0 QB Carter, Quincy Dal 0 RB Dunn, Warrick Atl 0 RB Taylor, Fred Jax 3
WR Thrash, James Phi 0 RB Garner, Charlie Oak 0 WR Franks, Bubba GB 0 RB Smith, Emmitt Ari 0
WR Galloway, Joey Dal 0 WR Bryant, Antonio Dal 0 WR Reed, Josh Buf 0 WR Conway, Curtis NYJ 0
K Lindell, Rian Buf 1 K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak 4 K Akers, David Phi 0 K Carney, John NO 4
OD Den Defense Den 6 OD Dal Defense Dal 0 OD SD Defense SD 2 OD GB Defense GB 1
                               
Team S.M.T.M 37 Ellish Elm Sprouts 23 Sweet Meat 28 Brad's Bombers 32
QB Favre, Brett GB 4 QB Johnson, Brad TB 12 QB Hasselbeck, Matt Sea 8 QB Brooks, Aaron NO 4
RB Holmes, Priest KC 12 RB James, Edgerrin Ind 0 RB Green, William Cle 0 RB Williams, Ricky Mia 9
RB George, Eddie Ten 9 RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 0 RB Portis, Clinton Den 0 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 0
WR Mason, Derrick Ten 0 WR Holt, Torry StL 0 WR Jackson, Darrell Sea 6 WR Toomer, Amani NYG 12
WR Moulds, Eric Buf 0 WR Morton, Johnnie KC 0 WR Ward, Hines Pit 6 WR Price, Peerless Atl 0
WR Rogers, Charles Det 0 WR Smith, Rod Den 0 WR Johnson, Chad Cin 0 WR Rice, Jerry Oak 0
K Hall, John Was 7 K Andersen, Morten KC 6 K Elam, Jason Den 7 K Mare, Olindo Mia 5
OD Ten Defense Ten 5 OD SF Defense SF 5 OD Was Defense Was 1 OD Atl Defense Atl 2
Reserves   Reserves   Reserves   Reserves  
QB Green, Trent KC 4 QB Bulger, Marc StL 10 QB Warner, Kurt StL 0 QB Brady, Tom NE 6
RB Hearst, Garrison SF 0 QB McNabb, Donovan Phi 0 RB Thomas, Anthony Chi 0 RB Alstott, Mike TB 12
WR Chambers, Chris Mia 6 RB Smith, Antowain NE 0 WR Lelie, Ashley Den 9 RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 6
WR Morgan, Quincy Cle 0 WR Booker, Marty Chi 0 WR Gardner, Rod Was 6 WR Streets, Tai SF 0
K Christie, Steve SD 4 K Feely, Jay Atl 4 K Wilkins, Jeff StL 11 K Reed, Jeff Pit 5
OD Bal Defense Bal 4 OD Phi Defense Phi 0 OD Mia Defense Mia 7 OD Oak Defense Oak 3
                               
Keg's Killers 38 Bobby's BullDozers 17        
QB McNair, Steve Ten 8 QB Garcia, Jeff SF 0                
RB Lewis, Jamal Bal 9 RB Barlow, Kevan SF 0                
RB Alexander, Shaun Sea 0 RB Henry, Travis Buf 0                
WR Coles, Laveranues Was 3 WR Heap, Todd Bal 6                
WR Johnson, Keysha TB 0 WR Moss, Randy Min 0                
WR Owens, Terrell SF 0 WR Stallworth, Donte' NO 0                
K Vinatieri, Adam NE 11 K Longwell, Ryan GB 7                
OD TB Defense TB 7 OD NYG Defense NYG 4                
Reserves   Reserves          
QB Maddox, Tommy Pit 4 QB Collins, Kerry NYG 16