Football SMARTs Smokey's Fantasy League (SFL) Tuesday, Oct 7, 2003
Copyright 2003 Week 5 Report Card
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Week 5 Final Scores Next Weeks Games
Educators 30   Cowboys 47   Angry Accountants at Ellish Elm Sprouts at
Angry Accountants 41   Team S.M.T.M 27   Keg's Killers Cowboys
Keg's Killers 60   Ellish Elm Sprouts 33   Brad's Bombers at Bobby's BullDozers at
Smokey Spot 57   Bobby's BullDozers 41   Educators Smokey Spot
Sweet Meat 43         Team S.M.T.M at  
Brad's Bombers 33         Sweet Meat  


Commissioner's Comments

Week 5 has come and gone - One third of the regular season is behind us, and there is still one team remaining that is undefeated.

 

Going into a BIZARRE Monday night game, the Killers and the Spot had only a three point difference. The Killers lead 45-42. Smokey's Spot has Harrison playing and the Killers have the Tampa Bay defense. In the forth quarter Tampa Bay lead Indianapolis 35-14. Indy makes an ASTONISHING comeback and win the game. Tampa Bay's regular defense score only 9 points and Harrison gets two touchdowns and an outstanding 176 yards giving the Spot 15 points and Smokey Spot Wins by three... Right!! ??? WRONG - In the First Quarter, when Indianapolis intercepted the ball then fumbled on the same play, McCardell (now a defensive player because of the interception/fumble) recovers the fumble and runs the ball in for a touchdown. This gave the Tampa Bay defense an obscure additional six points, giving the Killers (100% coaching)  an additional six points, high score of the week, and a win by three, 60-57. Smokey Spot is robbed of a victory - guess he should have played Tiki. **** Sweet Meat plays a perfect game (100% coaching) and defeat the bombers 43-33. Had the Bombers played a perfect game they could have won. **** The Educators leave a ton of points and another victory sitting on the bench as they surrender to the Accountants 41-30. **** The Elm Sprouts commit a Mercy Killing on their own team by playing McNabb (4) over Johnson (19) because McNabb is "due". The BullDozers take that gift, along with a victory, defeating the Sprouts 41-33, and Ellish waves bye-bye to another victory. **** The Cowboys get their second victory by defeating Team SMTM (100% coaching)  with a score of 47-27. Team SMTM defined : Still Making The Move. (Too bad it is in the wrong direction)

 

Brad - You need to get with the accounting dept. and pay your fees.

 

Good luck to everyone in week 6.

The Commish



Standings

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Top W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Angry Accountants 5 0 0 100 209 139 4 0 0 100 168 109 1 0 0 100 41 30
Cowboys 2 3 0 40 178 184 1 2 0 33 102 108 1 1 0 50 76 76
Ellish Elm Sprouts 2 3 0 40 151 148 2 1 0 67 87 66 0 2 0 0 64 82
Team S.M.T.M 1 4 0 20 188 227 1 3 0 25 151 189 0 1 0 0 37 38
Brad's Bombers 1 4 0 20 129 175 1 3 0 25 96 132 0 1 0 0 33 43

Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bottom W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA W L T Pct PF PA
Sweet Meat 4 1 0 80 236 203 3 1 0 75 193 170 1 0 0 100 43 33
Smokey Spot 4 1 0 80 227 178 2 1 0 67 159 129 2 0 0 100 68 49
Bobby's BullDozers 3 2 0 60 222 183 2 1 0 67 132 92 1 1 0 50 90 91
Keg's Killers 2 3 0 40 236 263 1 3 0 25 198 226 1 0 0 100 38 37
Educators 1 4 0 20 138 214 1 3 0 25 108 173 0 1 0 0 30 41


Week 5 Top Teams Year-to-Date Top Teams
Starter Max Pct Bench Total Starter Max Pct Bench Total
Keg's Killers 60 60 100 1 61 Sweet Meat 236 292 81 114 350
Smokey Spot 57 63 90 10 67 Keg's Killers 236 254 93 60 296
Cowboys 47 48 98 28 75 Smokey Spot 227 258 88 91 318
Sweet Meat 43 43 100 8 51 Bobby's BullDozers 222 284 78 116 338
Angry Accountants 41 47 87 16 57 Angry Accountants 209 232 90 61 270
Bobby's BullDozers 41 56 73 29 70 Team S.M.T.M 188 242 78 113 301
Ellish Elm Sprouts 33 58 57 40 73 Cowboys 178 236 75 135 313
Brad's Bombers 33 45 73 26 59 Ellish Elm Sprouts 151 199 76 106 257
Educators 30 48 62 32 62 Educators 138 216 64 126 264
Team S.M.T.M 27 27 100 11 38 Brad's Bombers 129 211 61 138 267


Week 5 Scoring Detail
Angry Accountants 41 Cowboys 47 Educators 30 Smokey Spot 57
QB Fiedler, Jay Mia 0 QB Manning, Peyton Ind 11 QB Gannon, Rich Oak 0 QB Plummer, Jake Den 4
RB Green, Ahman GB 15 RB Garner, Charlie Oak 0 RB McAllister, Deuce NO 3 RB Taylor, Fred Jax 18
RB Tomlinson, LaDain SD 0 RB Duckett, T.J. Atl 0 RB Zereoue, Amos Pit 0 RB Smith, Emmitt Ari 0
WR Boston, David SD 15 WR Brown, Troy NE 12 WR Johnson, Kevin Cle 6 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind 15
WR Boldin, Anquan Ari 0 WR Johnson, Andre Hou 0 WR Burress, Plaxico Pit 0 WR Horn, Joe NO 6
WR Galloway, Joey Dal 0 WR Bryant, Antonio Dal 0 WR Franks, Bubba GB 0 WR Kennison, Eddie KC 0
K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind 8 K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak 15 K Akers, David Phi 12 K Carney, John NO 7
OD Pit Defense Pit 3 OD Dal Defense Dal 9 OD NE Defense NE 9 OD KC Defense KC 7
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Harrington, Joey Det 4 QB Carter, Quincy Dal 12 QB Brees, Drew SD 12 QB Culpepper, Daunte Min 0
RB Staley, Duce Phi 0 QB Bledsoe, Drew Buf 4 RB Dunn, Warrick Atl 6 RB Barber, Tiki NYG 6
WR Thrash, James Phi 0 RB Faulk, Marshall StL 0 WR Bruce, Isaac StL 0 RB Mack, Stacey Hou 0
WR Moss, Santana NYJ 0 WR Robinson, Koren Sea 0 WR Reed, Josh Buf 0 WR Taylor, Travis Bal 0
K Lindell, Rian Buf 10 K Gramatica, Martin TB 5 K Brown, Josh Sea 10 K Stover, Matt Bal 0
OD Den Defense Den 2 OD Car Defense Car 7 OD SD Defense SD 4 OD GB Defense GB 4
Team S.M.T.M 27 Ellish Elm Sprouts 33 Sweet Meat 43 Brad's Bombers 33
QB Favre, Brett GB 8 QB McNabb, Donovan Phi 4 QB Hasselbeck, Matt Sea 0 QB Brooks, Aaron NO 4
RB George, Eddie Ten 0 RB Smith, Antowain NE 6 RB Portis, Clinton Den 15 RB Williams, Ricky Mia 6
RB Holmes, Priest KC 0 RB James, Edgerrin Ind 0 RB Williams, Moe Min 12 RB Dillon, Corey Cin 0
WR Chambers, Chris Mia 0 WR Morton, Johnnie KC 6 WR Gardner, Rod Was 0 WR Price, Peerless Atl 9
WR Moulds, Eric Buf 0 WR Booker, Marty Chi 6 WR Ward, Hines Pit 0 WR Toomer, Amani NYG 0
WR Rogers, Charles Det 0 WR Smith, Rod Den 3 WR Johnson, Chad Cin 0 WR Rice, Jerry Oak 0
K Hall, John Was 16 K Andersen, Morten KC 6 K Elam, Jason Den 11 K Mare, Olindo Mia 11
OD Ten Defense Ten 3 OD SF Defense SF 2 OD Mia Defense Mia 5 OD Atl Defense Atl 3
Reserves Reserves Reserves Reserves
QB Green, Trent KC 8 QB Johnson, Brad TB 19 QB Kitna, Jon Cin 0 QB Brady, Tom NE 8
RB Hearst, Garrison SF 0 QB Bulger, Marc StL 0 RB Green, William Cle 3 RB Bettis, Jerome Pit 6
WR Morgan, Quincy Cle 0 RB Martin, Curtis NYJ 0 WR Jackson, Darrell Sea 0 RB Alstott, Mike TB 0
WR Mason, Derrick Ten 0 WR Holt, Torry StL 0 WR Lelie, Ashley Den 0 WR Streets, Tai SF 0
K Christie, Steve SD 3 K Feely, Jay Atl 8 K Wilkins, Jeff StL 0 K Reed, Jeff Pit 7
OD Bal Defense Bal 0 OD Phi Defense Phi 10 OD Was Defense Was 5 OD Oak Defense Oak 5
Keg's Killers 60 Bobby's BullDozers 41
QB McNair, Steve Ten 16 QB Collins, Kerry NYG 0                
RB Alexander, Shaun Sea 9 RB Henry, Travis Buf 12                
RB Faulk, Kevin NE 0 RB Davis, Stephen Car 9                
WR Gonzalez, Tony KC 6 WR Moss, Randy Min 12                
WR Owens, Terrell SF 6 WR Pinkston, Todd Phi 0                
WR Coles, Laveranues Was 0 WR Stallworth, Donte' NO 0                
K Vinatieri, Adam NE 8 K Longwell, Ryan GB 5                
OD TB Defense TB 15 OD NYG Defense NYG 3                
Reserves Reserves
QB Maddox, Tommy Pit 0 QB Leftwich, Byron Jax 15
RB Lewis, Jamal Bal 0 QB Garcia, Jeff SF 14
WR Johnson, Keyshawn TB 0 RB Barlow, Kevan SF 0
WR Randle El, Antwaan Pit 0 WR Heap, Todd Bal 0
K Brown, Kris Hou 0 K Chandler, Jeff SF 0
OD NO Defense NO 1 OD Hou Defense Hou 0


Recent Transactions
Wk Player Team Pos Activity Fantasy Team
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Week 5 Top Scores Year-to-Date Top Scores
## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points ## Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
1 WR McCardell, Keenan TB 21 1 RB Green, Ahman GB Angry Accountants 63
2 QB Johnson, Brad TB Ellish Elm Sprouts 19 2 OD KC Defense KC Smokey Spot 62
3 RB Taylor, Fred Jax Smokey Spot 18 3 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind Angry Accountants 56
4 K Hall, John Was Team S.M.T.M 16 4 K Elam, Jason Den Sweet Meat 54
5 QB McNair, Steve Ten Keg's Killers 16 5 K Hall, John Was Team S.M.T.M 54
6 WR Boston, David SD Angry Accountants 15 6 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Cowboys 54
7 WR Glenn, Terry Dal 15 7 RB Lewis, Jamal Bal Keg's Killers 51
8 RB Green, Ahman GB Angry Accountants 15 8 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey Spot 48
9 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey Spot 15 9 K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak Cowboys 48
10 K Janikowski, Sebastia Oak Cowboys 15 10 QB McNair, Steve Ten Keg's Killers 48
11 QB Leftwich, Byron Jax Bobby's BullDozers 15 11 WR Moss, Randy Min Bobby's BullDozers 48
12 RB Portis, Clinton Den Sweet Meat 15 12 QB Johnson, Brad TB Ellish Elm Sprouts 46
13 OD TB Defense TB Keg's Killers 15 13 RB Holmes, Priest KC Team S.M.T.M 45
14 QB Couch, Tim Cle 14 14 K Wilkins, Jeff StL Sweet Meat 43
15 QB Garcia, Jeff SF Bobby's BullDozers 14 15 RB Henry, Travis Buf Bobby's BullDozers 42
16 K Anderson, Gary Ten 13 16 OD NE Defense NE Educators 41
17 K Edinger, Paul Chi 13 17 K Cundiff, Bill Dal 40
18 K Akers, David Phi Educators 12 18 K Reed, Jeff Pit Brad's Bombers 40
19 QB Brees, Drew SD Educators 12 19 QB Hasselbeck, Matt Sea Sweet Meat 38
20 WR Brown, Troy NE Cowboys 12 20 QB Plummer, Jake Den Smokey Spot 38


Week 5 All-Pro Team Year-to-Date All-Pro Team
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points
QB Johnson, Brad TB Ellish Elm Sprouts 19 QB Manning, Peyton Ind Cowboys 54
RB Taylor, Fred Jax Smokey Spot 18 RB Green, Ahman GB Angry Accountants 63
RB Green, Ahman GB Angry Accountants 15 RB Lewis, Jamal Bal Keg's Killers 51
WR McCardell, Keenan TB 21 WR Harrison, Marvin Ind Smokey Spot 48
WR Boston, David SD Angry Accountants 15 WR Moss, Randy Min Bobby's BullDozers 48
WR Glenn, Terry Dal 15 WR Jackson, Darrell Sea Sweet Meat 33
K Hall, John Was Team S.M.T.M 16 K Vanderjagt, Mike Ind Angry Accountants 56
OD TB Defense TB Keg's Killers 15 OD KC Defense KC Smokey Spot 62

Week 5 All-Pro Free-Agent Team Week 5 Fantasy Awards
Pos Player NFL Fantasy Team Points Award Fantasy Team Points
QB Couch, Tim Cle 14 Highest Game Total Keg's Killers 60
RB Cloud, Mike NE 12 Lowest Game Total Team S.M.T.M 27
RB Williams, Ricky Ind 12 Best Lineup Coach Team S.M.T.M 100%
WR McCardell, Keenan TB 21 Worst Lineup Coach Ellish Elm Sprouts 57%
WR Glenn, Terry Dal 15
WR McKnight, James Mia 12
K Anderson, Gary Ten 13
OD Cle Defense Cle 12