| Football SMARTs | Smokey's Fantasy League (SFL) | Tuesday, Dec 2, 2003 |
| Copyright 2003 | Week 13 Report Card | |
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| Week 13 Final Scores | Next Weeks Games | ||||||
| Angry Accountants | 44 | Cowboys | 58 | Keg's Killers at | Ellish Elm Sprouts at | ||
| Team S.M.T.M | 53 | Bobby's BullDozers | 38 | Angry Accountants | Cowboys | ||
| Educators | 32 | Sweet Meat | 86 | Educators at | Smokey Spot at | ||
| Keg's Killers | 48 | Smokey Spot | 28 | Texas D&M | Bobby's BullDozers | ||
| Texas D&M | 47 | Sweet Meat at | |||||
| Ellish Elm Sprouts | 41 | Team S.M.T.M | |||||
| Commissioner's Comments |
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With only two weeks of regular season play, things have really heated up for some, and really gotten down right cold for others. All playoff seeds have not yet been filled.
Sweet Meat has a spot in the playoffs with a 10-3 record in the Bottom division. Following close behind is Keg's Killers with an 8-5 record. There is also Smokey Spot and Bobby's BullDozers each with a 7-6 record. But the 7-6 tie will be broken next week when the Dozers play the Spot. The Accountants are in the lead in the Top division with an 8-5 record, followed closely by Team SMTM with a 6-7 record.
Sweet Meat had a mere 86 points this week. Had they played smart, they could have ended with a smashing 103 points. But the Meat are not Show Boats, so 86 hash marks were fine with them. For those of you that want to help in the contending cause and throw a wrench in the leader cogs... The phrase of the week is Beat the Meat...
Good luck to all in week 14 The Commish |
| Standings | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Overall Games | Division Games | Non-Division Games | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Top | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Angry Accountants | 8 | 5 | 0 | 62 | 554 | 459 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 75 | 370 | 244 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 40 | 184 | 215 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team S.M.T.M | 6 | 7 | 0 | 46 | 520 | 500 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 43 | 262 | 279 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 50 | 258 | 221 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ellish Elm Sprouts | 5 | 8 | 0 | 38 | 465 | 462 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 43 | 241 | 228 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 224 | 234 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Cowboys | 5 | 8 | 0 | 38 | 457 | 552 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 188 | 240 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 43 | 269 | 312 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Texas D&M | 5 | 8 | 0 | 38 | 375 | 500 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 50 | 222 | 292 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 153 | 208 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Overall Games | Division Games | Non-Division Games | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Bottom | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sweet Meat | 10 | 3 | 0 | 77 | 641 | 489 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 88 | 437 | 286 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 60 | 204 | 203 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Keg's Killers | 8 | 5 | 0 | 62 | 596 | 515 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 43 | 335 | 304 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 83 | 261 | 211 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Smokey Spot | 7 | 6 | 0 | 54 | 535 | 576 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 33 | 224 | 312 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 71 | 311 | 264 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Bobby's BullDozers | 7 | 6 | 0 | 54 | 506 | 500 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 43 | 219 | 273 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 67 | 287 | 227 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Educators | 4 | 9 | 0 | 31 | 401 | 497 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 38 | 274 | 314 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 127 | 183 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Week 13 Top Teams | Year-to-Date Top Teams | |||||||||||
| Starter | Max | Pct | Bench | Total | Starter | Max | Pct | Bench | Total | |||
| Sweet Meat | 86 | 103 | 83 | 40 | 126 | Sweet Meat | 641 | 775 | 83 | 318 | 959 | |
| Cowboys | 58 | 63 | 92 | 27 | 85 | Keg's Killers | 596 | 684 | 87 | 203 | 799 | |
| Team S.M.T.M | 53 | 89 | 60 | 54 | 107 | Angry Accountants | 554 | 638 | 87 | 195 | 749 | |
| Keg's Killers | 48 | 50 | 96 | 15 | 63 | Smokey Spot | 535 | 680 | 79 | 277 | 812 | |
| Texas D&M | 47 | 56 | 84 | 30 | 77 | Team S.M.T.M | 520 | 705 | 74 | 359 | 879 | |
| Angry Accountants | 44 | 50 | 88 | 13 | 57 | Bobby's BullDozers | 506 | 611 | 83 | 230 | 736 | |
| Ellish Elm Sprouts | 41 | 44 | 93 | 14 | 55 | Ellish Elm Sprouts | 465 | 568 | 82 | 305 | 770 | |
| Bobby's BullDozers | 38 | 38 | 100 | 12 | 50 | Cowboys | 457 | 557 | 82 | 257 | 714 | |
| Educators | 32 | 41 | 78 | 22 | 54 | Educators | 401 | 516 | 78 | 232 | 633 | |
| Smokey Spot | 28 | 31 | 90 | 17 | 45 | Texas D&M | 375 | 534 | 70 | 319 | 694 | |
| Week 13 Box Scores | |||||||||||||||||||
| Angry Accountants | 44 | Team S.M.T.M | 53 | Cowboys | 58 | Bobby's BullDozers | 38 | ||||||||||||
| QB | Pennington, Chad | NYJ | 8 | QB | Favre, Brett | GB | 8 | QB | Manning, Peyton | Ind | 16 | QB | Collins, Kerry | NYG | 8 | ||||
| RB | Tomlinson, LaD | SD | 9 | RB | Holmes, Priest | KC | 15 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | StL | 21 | RB | Henry, Travis | Buf | 9 | ||||
| RB | Green, Ahman | GB | 0 | RB | George, Eddie | Ten | 0 | RB | Duckett, T.J. | Atl | 6 | RB | Davis, Stephen | Car | 3 | ||||
| WR | Smith, Steve | Car | 6 | WR | Chambers, Chris | Mia | 18 | WR | Bryant, Antonio | Dal | 6 | WR | Moss, Randy | Min | 9 | ||||
| WR | Boston, David | SD | 6 | WR | Hilliard, Ike | NYG | 0 | WR | Robinson, Koren | Sea | 3 | WR | Glenn, Terry | Dal | 0 | ||||
| WR | Boldin, Anquan | Ari | 0 | WR | Moulds, Eric | Buf | 0 | WR | Johnson, Andre | Hou | 0 | WR | Stallworth, Donte' | NO | 0 | ||||
| K | Vanderjagt, Mike | Ind | 10 | K | Hall, John | Was | 8 | K | Gramatica, Martin | TB | 4 | K | Anderson, Gary | Ten | 5 | ||||
| OD | Den Defense | Den | 5 | OD | Ten Defense | Ten | 4 | OD | Dal Defense | Dal | 2 | OD | NYG Defense | NYG | 4 | ||||
| Reserves | Reserves | Reserves | Reserves | ||||||||||||||||
| QB | Harrington, Joey | Det | 0 | QB | Green, Trent | KC | 8 | QB | Carter, Quincy | Dal | 8 | QB | Leftwich, Byron | Jax | 8 | ||||
| RB | Staley, Duce | Phi | 6 | RB | Davis, Domanick | Hou | 15 | QB | Bledsoe, Drew | Buf | 8 | QB | Garcia, Jeff | SF | 0 | ||||
| WR | Porter, Jerry | Oak | 0 | WR | Mason, Derrick | Ten | 9 | RB | Garner, Charlie | Oak | 0 | RB | Barlow, Kevan | SF | 0 | ||||
| WR | Driver, Donald | GB | 0 | WR | Wayne, Reggie | Ind | 6 | WR | Brown, Troy | NE | 0 | WR | Heap, Todd | Bal | 0 | ||||
| K | Lindell, Rian | Buf | 6 | K | Christie, Steve | SD | 6 | K | Janikowski, Sebastia | Oak | 6 | K | Longwell, Ryan | GB | 2 | ||||
| OD | Pit Defense | Pit | 1 | OD | Bal Defense | Bal | 10 | OD | Car Defense | Car | 5 | OD | Hou Defense | Hou | 2 | ||||
| Educators | 32 | Keg's Killers | 48 | Sweet Meat | 86 | Smokey Spot | 28 | ||||||||||||
| QB | Blake, Jeff | Ari | 0 | QB | McNair, Steve | Ten | 12 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | Sea | 15 | QB | Plummer, Jake | Den | 4 | ||||
| RB | McAllister, Deuce | NO | 3 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | Sea | 9 | RB | Portis, Clinton | Den | 17 | RB | Hambrick, Troy | Dal | 0 | ||||
| RB | Dunn, Warrick | Atl | 0 | RB | Lewis, Jamal | Bal | 6 | RB | Shipp, Marcel | Ari | 0 | RB | Barber, Tiki | NYG | 0 | ||||
| WR | Bruce, Isaac | StL | 6 | WR | Gonzalez, Tony | KC | 12 | WR | Jackson, Darrell | Sea | 15 | WR | Harrison, Marvin | Ind | 6 | ||||
| WR | Burress, Plaxico | Pit | 3 | WR | Coles, Laveranues | Was | 0 | WR | Johnson, Chad | Cin | 9 | WR | Moss, Santana | NYJ | 0 | ||||
| WR | Reed, Josh | Buf | 0 | WR | Owens, Terrell | SF | 0 | WR | Ward, Hines | Pit | 9 | WR | McCardell, Keenan | TB | 0 | ||||
| K | Brown, Josh | Sea | 10 | K | Vinatieri, Adam | NE | 8 | K | Wilkins, Jeff | StL | 15 | K | Stover, Matt | Bal | 14 | ||||
| OD | NE Defense | NE | 10 | OD | TB Defense | TB | 1 | OD | Was Defense | Was | 6 | OD | KC Defense | KC | 4 | ||||
| Reserves | Reserves | Reserves | Reserves | ||||||||||||||||
| QB | Brees, Drew | SD | 0 | QB | Maddox, Tommy | Pit | 7 | QB | Kitna, Jon | Cin | 16 | QB | Culpepper, Daunte | Min | 7 | ||||
| RB | Zereoue, Amos | Pit | 0 | RB | Faulk, Kevin | NE | 0 | RB | Williams, Moe | Min | 6 | RB | Mack, Stacey | Hou | 0 | ||||
| WR | Franks, Bubba | GB | 6 | WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | TB | 0 | WR | Gardner, Rod | Was | 0 | WR | Taylor, Travis | Bal | 0 | ||||
| WR | Johnson, Kevin | Jax | 0 | WR | Randle El, Antwaan | Pit | 0 | WR | Lelie, Ashley | Den | 0 | WR | Horn, Joe | NO | 0 | ||||
| K | Akers, David | Phi | 13 | K | Brown, Kris | Hou | 5 | K | Elam, Jason | Den | 2 | K | Carney, John | NO | 6 | ||||
| OD | SD Defense | SD | 3 | OD | NO Defense | NO | 3 | OD | Mia Defense | Mia | 16 | OD | GB Defense | GB | 4 | ||||
| Texas D&M | 47 | Ellish Elm Sprouts | 41 | ||||||||||||||||
| QB | Brady, Tom | NE | 8 | QB | Bulger, Marc | StL | 10 | ||||||||||||
| RB | Bettis, Jerome | Pit | 6 | RB | Martin, Curtis | NYJ | 6 | ||||||||||||
| RB | Williams, Ricky | Mia | 3 | RB | James, Edgerrin | Ind | 0 | ||||||||||||
| WR | Toomer, Amani | NYG | 15 | WR | Smith, Jimmy | Jax | 9 | ||||||||||||
| WR | Price, Peerless | Atl | 0 | WR | Booker, Marty | Chi | 6 | ||||||||||||
| WR | Streets, Tai | SF | 0 | WR | Holt, Torry | StL | 3 | ||||||||||||
| K | Mare, Olindo | Mia | 10 | K | Andersen, Morten | KC | 4 | ||||||||||||
| OD | Atl Defense | Atl | 5 | OD | Phi Defense | Phi | 3 | ||||||||||||
| Reserves | Reserves | ||||||||||||||||||
| QB | Brooks, Aaron | NO | 16 | QB | McNabb, Donovan | Phi | 4 | ||||||||||||
| RB | Thomas, Anthony | Chi | 0 | QB | Johnson, Brad | TB | 0 | ||||||||||||
| RB | Dillon, Corey | Cin | 0 | RB | Smith, Antowain | NE | 0 | ||||||||||||
| WR | Rice, Jerry | Oak | 0 | WR | Smith, Rod | Den | 0 | ||||||||||||
| K | Reed, Jeff | Pit | 8 | K | Feely, Jay | Atl | 7 | ||||||||||||
| OD | Oak Defense | Oak | 6 | OD | SF Defense | SF | 3 | ||||||||||||
| Recent Transactions | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Wk | Player | Team | Pos | Activity | Fantasy Team | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12 | Plummer, Jake | Den | QB | Injured Reserve - Activate | Smokey Spot | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12 | Frerotte, Gus | Min | QB | Waiver - Release | Smokey Spot | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12 | Dillon, Corey | Cin | RB | Injured Reserve - Activate | Texas D&M | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12 | Pittman, Michael | TB | RB | Waiver - Release | Texas D&M | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Week 13 Top Scores | Year-to-Date Top Scores | |||||||||||
| ## | Pos | Player | NFL | Fantasy Team | Points | ## | Pos | Player | NFL | Fantasy Team | Points | |
| 1 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | StL | Cowboys | 21 | 1 | K | Wilkins, Jeff | StL | Sweet Meat | 129 | |
| 2 | WR | Chambers, Chris | Mia | Team S.M.T.M | 18 | 2 | K | Vanderjagt, Mike | Ind | Angry Accountants | 122 | |
| 3 | QB | Fiedler, Jay | Mia | 18 | 3 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | Sea | Sweet Meat | 121 | ||
| 4 | RB | Portis, Clinton | Den | Sweet Meat | 17 | 4 | RB | Green, Ahman | GB | Angry Accountants | 120 | |
| 5 | OD | StL Defense | StL | 17 | 5 | RB | Holmes, Priest | KC | Team S.M.T.M | 114 | ||
| 6 | QB | Brooks, Aaron | NO | Texas D&M | 16 | 6 | QB | Manning, Peyton | Ind | Cowboys | 113 | |
| 7 | K | Hanson, Jason | Det | 16 | 7 | QB | McNair, Steve | Ten | Keg's Killers | 113 | ||
| 8 | QB | Kitna, Jon | Cin | Sweet Meat | 16 | 8 | QB | Kitna, Jon | Cin | Sweet Meat | 111 | |
| 9 | QB | Manning, Peyton | Ind | Cowboys | 16 | 9 | K | Stover, Matt | Bal | Smokey Spot | 109 | |
| 10 | OD | Mia Defense | Mia | Sweet Meat | 16 | 10 | QB | Culpepper, Daunte | Min | Smokey Spot | 106 | |
| 11 | RB | Davis, Domanick | Hou | Team S.M.T.M | 15 | 11 | QB | Johnson, Brad | TB | Ellish Elm Sprouts | 105 | |
| 12 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | Sea | Sweet Meat | 15 | 12 | OD | KC Defense | KC | Smokey Spot | 104 | |
| 13 | RB | Holmes, Priest | KC | Team S.M.T.M | 15 | 13 | QB | Bulger, Marc | StL | Ellish Elm Sprouts | 100 | |
| 14 | WR | Jackson, Darrell | Sea | Sweet Meat | 15 | 14 | K | Kasay, John | Car | 100 | ||
| 15 | WR | Toomer, Amani | NYG | Texas D&M | 15 | 15 | QB | Green, Trent | KC | Team S.M.T.M | 99 | |
| 16 | K | Wilkins, Jeff | StL | Sweet Meat | 15 | 16 | K | Brown, Josh | Sea | Educators | 98 | |
| 17 | QB | Stewart, Kordell | Chi | 14 | 17 | K | Hall, John | Was | Team S.M.T.M | 98 | ||
| 18 | K | Stover, Matt | Bal | Smokey Spot | 14 | 18 | K | Elam, Jason | Den | Sweet Meat | 93 | |
| 19 | K | Akers, David | Phi | Educators | 13 | 19 | QB | Favre, Brett | GB | Team S.M.T.M | 93 | |
| 20 | RB | Anderson, Richie | Dal | 12 | 20 | OD | StL Defense | StL | 93 | |||
| Week 13 All-Pro Team | Year-to-Date All-Pro Team | |||||||||||
| Pos | Player | NFL | Fantasy Team | Points | Pos | Player | NFL | Fantasy Team | Points | |||
| QB | Fiedler, Jay | Mia | 18 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | Sea | Sweet Meat | 121 | ||||
| RB | Faulk, Marshall | StL | Cowboys | 21 | RB | Green, Ahman | GB | Angry Accountants | 120 | |||
| RB | Portis, Clinton | Den | Sweet Meat | 17 | RB | Holmes, Priest | KC | Team S.M.T.M | 114 | |||
| WR | Chambers, Chris | Mia | Team S.M.T.M | 18 | WR | Moss, Randy | Min | Bobby's BullDozers | 90 | |||
| WR | Jackson, Darrell | Sea | Sweet Meat | 15 | WR | Holt, Torry | StL | Ellish Elm Sprouts | 84 | |||
| WR | Toomer, Amani | NYG | Texas D&M | 15 | WR | Johnson, Chad | Cin | Sweet Meat | 84 | |||
| K | Hanson, Jason | Det | 16 | K | Wilkins, Jeff | StL | Sweet Meat | 129 | ||||
| OD | StL Defense | StL | 17 | OD | KC Defense | KC | Smokey Spot | 104 | ||||
| Week 13 All-Pro Free-Agent Team | Week 13 Fantasy Awards | |||||||
| Pos | Player | NFL | Fantasy Team | Points | Award | Fantasy Team | Points | |
| QB | Fiedler, Jay | Mia | 18 | Highest Game Total | Sweet Meat | 86 | ||
| RB | Anderson, Richie | Dal | 12 | Lowest Game Total | Smokey Spot | 28 | ||
| RB | Cloud, Mike | NE | 12 | Best Lineup Coach | Bobby's BullDozers | 100% | ||
| WR | McCareins, Justin | Ten | 12 | Worst Lineup Coach | Team S.M.T.M | 60% | ||
| WR | Washington, Kelley | Cin | 12 | |||||
| WR | Brady, Kyle | Jax | 6 | |||||
| K | Hanson, Jason | Det | 16 | |||||
| OD | StL Defense | StL | 17 | |||||